BL1-2 The Ruined Hamlet / Terror in the Gloaming

Into the Unknown! The wilderness around the cave stronghold called Gold Hill Trading Post is dangerous and scattered with ruins of large and small settlements. Will your party find fame and fortune, solve ancient mysteries, or just disappear into the Borderlands like so many that came before?

This is an interesting module. Like so many beginning modules it has a home base with a couple of adventures and some seeds for further adventurers. This one is a step above most of the others in that it actually presents quite a few interesting situations and encounters. It’s not perfect but it hits most of what I’m looking for including the most important of all: interesting and evocative places and encounters.

We’re presented with a wilderness area that’s about 6 miles by 8 miles. Civilization is back on the path to recovery after a period of trouble so there are many ruins present and a single Point of Light in the area. The local lord, tired of all the bandits, officially recognized the lead bandit and put him in charge of the area, including getting rid of the other bandits. He’s in charge and is trying to do his best. He motivated since he wants to be knighted, but at heart he’s still a rogue and still authorizes some raids in other areas. His headquarters is a local cave system which also contain an inn. Both the backstory of his rulership and caves are quite interesting and should add a nice bit of flavor to the game as well as providing ample opportunity for roleplaying and future hooks. The caves are quite extensive and have several sections, they being the local village, including an unexplored part. The map for the caves is quite interesting as well and fully fills a page. It reminds me a lot of the Keep in B2, except the ruler is less noble and there’s a few more village hooks. The rumor table is excellent as well and should serve as the basis for several relevant subplots.

The wilderness area has about a dozen sites to discover and explore. At least two of these, The Ruined Hamlet and the Wizards Tower, are quite extensive with 20 or so keyed encounter locations each. Several of the other sites have a half dozen or so locations with maps being provided for several others as well. The locations are well done with lots of interesting features and can be quite evocative. I particularly liked the environmental changes in the ruined church and the harpies in the tower. Most of the more interesting things are buried in the room descriptions and NOT in the boxed text. Each area tends to have some lengthy boxed text which I did NOT find particularly interesting, however the supporting details that followed, for the DM, were generally very well done. Lots and lots of secrets for the players to discover and interesting things going on. For example, there are harpies in a ruined tower covered with vines. Failing your save means you climb the vines on the tower. Failing a climb check means falling for damage, and a new save vs the Harpy. I’m not sure I’m describing it well however the module does an excellent job of painting a picture for the DM that can’t fail to get ones imagination going. The same goes for the looting of the church; the players are SURE to wonder what they’ve done, probably with an audible “Ought oh” coming from at least one of them. That foreshadowing is then used to good effect as other events begin to unfold in the region. The other smaller sites are just as well done and contain a variety of human camps and beast encounters. Quite a few of the encounters have the living feel I’m looking for, with hobgoblins chopping up halfling legs for lunch, and so on. There’s also a big timeline type event that can take place which adds a good deal of feeling that the party is having an impact on the world around them. I very much approve. There’s a lot of mundane mixed in on the encounter tables and on the wandering monster tables, which I prefer since it makes the fantastic, like the Harpy, seem all the more incredible. In fact, the mix is just about perfect with a strong showing by the human NPC’s/encounters, except for some hobgoblins that show up. I really enjoy this stye of play. The wandering monsters are all doing something as well. The table is extensive and each entry has at least a paragraph of description, including what they are doing and how they are likely to react to the party. There are some recurring encounters as well, such as several of the NPC’s that also show up in some of the camps, and at least one recurring animal encounter.

I’m not a fan of boxed text. While this module does not have column length boxed text, or longer, it does have short paragraphs and I don’t enjoy that at all. Many of the encounters tend to be a little verbose as well, such as the lengthy paragraphs for the wandering monsters. The town/cave is also a bit overly described, much in the same way the Keep was in B2, almost as if the party is expected to raid it. Other than those issues the module is a near perfect example of what old school means to me: interesting situations and evocative detail for the DM which allows him to pass on the feeling to his players. In a slightly different way I think it’s almost as good as the Village of Hommlet, which is high praise indeed.

This is available on DriveThru.

https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/98594/Adventure-Module-BL12-The-Ruined-Hamlet-Terror-in-the-Gloaming?affiliate_id=1892600

Posted in Level 1, Reviews, The Best | 3 Comments

AA1-2 Adventurers at Rainbow Lodge

Perched at the edge of Bear River, the warm hearth of Rainbow Lodge is a welcome respite from the surrounding wilds. But there are troubles all around. Although Bear Valley is quiet at the moment, the gnomes have been driven from Rainbow Mine, and travellers have reported brigands and worse raiding from the Ghost Forest. Your party has journeyed far to explore the borderlands around Rainbow Lodge. Will all of you return to tell tales adventure at the end of the day?

This module is specifically written for younger players, between the ages of 8-12, and is meant to be an introduction to the game. In this respect is is a true DM aid; full of advice on how to run for younger players and having the encounters built for this other style of play. It largely succeeds in both of those endeavors and thus should be considered a successful product. The first of the two adventures is particularly good.

SOAPBOX ON: I would have loved to have introduced my kids to D&D with it. Instead, I went out with a boy who died. Oops, no, I mean I made a fatal parenting mistake. It seemed like a good idea at the time but now I’m forever living down introducing my kids to D&D with 4E. Powers on cards is not a good thing, it’s physiologically limiting. It’s bad enough I have to live with my poor wires 3.5 skill-heavy play options, but to NOT use ones imagination? The little boy wizard has largely recovered, mostly because of magic spells, but the little girls likes fighters and is now forever handicapped. With great effort and dedication I hope to reawaken her imagination, but it’s going to be a hard road. Take some advice from a fellow parent: introduce your kids with something like this. SOAPBOX OFF.

The module contains a small region, the Bear Valley, and the inn that can serve as a home base to adventurers in the valley: Rainbow Lodge. It has two small adventurers and a section which briefly describes each of the more interesting areas in the valley. The lodge proper is laid out in three pages. It has a strong selection of NPC’s available to meet and it very well described. You really get the feeling this place is located in some pacific-northwest pine forest with a big smokey homey inn. THis description of the lodge, along with the front-cover does wonders to create a nice atmosphere. The NPC’s are generally the usually sort: gruff innkeeper, happy busy cook, stableboy, ne’er-do-well, and so on. Some of them are available to hire out to help the party while others just provide local color. None of them have names, which I found very interesting. It’s stated that this is to allow the DM to easily slip it in to their game world, however I found that it very solidly cemented the roles of the NPC’s in my mind. They are the usual assortment with a few secrets, but the first-timers won’t know that and learning that not everyone who is friendly is honest should be a fun D&D lesson.

The two adventurers are very linear, on purpose. Remember, this is for 8 years olds. The first starts with some horses being stolen from the lodge and the local Patrol officer hiring the group to track them down and bring the bandits to justice. It’s linear, with about 11 encounters. The lodge description has a footnote stating that the DM could remove the beer & wine if they didn’t  want to put that in front of their younger players however the first adventure involves killing people. Ah, the joys of D&D! This first adventure has several interesting points. One is the use of skills such as tracking and riding. I don’t approve: skills are a gateway drug to non-imaginative play. I’m also pretty-sure they don’t exist in BASIC unless you roll 3d6 or a d20 under a stat. The encounters ARE pretty nice for younger players. A bandit fires an arrow from behind a tree and runs off. There’s a giant beehive to learn a lesson from. There’s an old tree with a opening it, containing a small hole with a rattlesnake and a leather goody bag. There’s also a frigging owl bear encounter AND a ghoul encounter! Yeah, unit loss is a feature of an older play style, as is running away. Both encounters are telegraphed a  bit. But man, those are rough encounters for first-time players who are 8. The encounters are all described very nicely and are quite evocative. The owl bears cave and the ghouls tomb. I thought the adventure was mostly put together with a great deal of though about younger players. It would serve as an excellent introduction. The second adventure is more of a traditional cave exploration. A gnome miner has gone missing and the party sees his wife crying in the lodge. Hopefully they go find him for her, which takes them to their mine. This section has about 15 rooms in two separate cave/mine systems, linked by a secret door. The locations were not as interesting as the ones in the first adventure. There’s a skull with a key in it, a wet room with a boot sticking out of some yellowish colored mold, and some doors hidden by carvings with levers to pull. Otherwise the encounters are just not too interesting. Plus, there’s an undead troll-goblin, with no description of what it does besides the basics or AC, HP, MC, etc.The section about the valley takes up about three pages and has about 20 locations that could be used for further adventures. Wild onion fields and cave bear lairs, orc encampments, and so on. The pregens provided are probably a good idea as well, lest our young players get too attached to someone they personally identify with. The wandering monster table for the valley, which is not used with the two adventurers, is a bit of lark. Hey kids, who wants to fight a Frost Giant!

Posted in Reviews | 3 Comments

Idol of the Orcs

Pig-faced orcs and a handful of special trick rooms elevate this above the rest of the mediocre elements.

Orcs! The lands of man are once more under attack by these foul bests. The party must seek out and confront this unusually organized group and confront the demonic forces that whisper to them.

Yes, they are pig-faced orcs. Now THAT’S out of the way …

This module contain a three level dungeon and cave system. The first level is the domain of the orcs, the second an old temple complex, and the third is an extended trap/puzzle with only two real encounters. The introduction is short and to the point: a group or unusually organized orcs is raiding the nearby village and farms and the players are encouraged to stop it. There’s a nice 16 entry rumor table and some notes on adding hirelings to the party. All of this fits in to about 1.5 pages. This beginning section is just about perfect and is pretty much exactly what I’m looking for in an OSR adventure. It’s short, contains a small & simple hook, and has a nice and extensive rumor table taking up almost half a page, or 1/3rd of the introduction. It doesn’t really skip anything either; it has a section explaining the stats, where to get pre-gens, an introduction, background for the DM, how to get to the caves, a camping site, and a section on hirelings. There’s not real information on the village, past the hirelings, and no wilderness adventure, however the rest of the introduction is excellent. It’s JAM PACKED and should serve as an example on how to write and edit a module lead-in.

The first level, the orc caves, is of middling size with 6 or so rooms, and is unfortunately quite linear. It reminds me a lot of the maps for the Caves of Chaos, especially those first few caves. There’s a side passage here or there, but essentially it’s just one long passage that sometimes runs through rooms and sometimes has a door or two to side rooms. This is unfortunate. It turns this initial section of the adventure in to little more than a hack-fest since there is not much opportunity for bypassing or exploring areas. There is a nice list up front of all/most of the orcs in this section so the DM knows how many will be showing up if and when a pitched battle occurs. I appreciate those lists in  adventurers in which the monsters should be making an attempt to repel invaders; it saves me a lot of module prep work. There are A LOT of orcs in here; more than 40 standard warriors alone. Remember those hirelings? I hope the party took advantage of that option … There’s also a nice little note about more orcs showing up to reinforce the caves if the party camps out or returns to town. Again, that’s a nice touch and appreciated; it shows a commitment to a living and breathing dungeon. Unfortunately that’s the only real example of that on this level. This level is really just a series of standard rooms with orcs in them. The last is an exception and contains the Idol of the Orcs.

Smart parties will find their way on to level 2. Again the map is not too interesting. You might think of it as being laid out like a ‘+’ sign, with rooms and doors on each of the four legs of the plus. This level has about eight rooms. It’s small size holds some undead, and animal or two, and two examples of the kid of weird stuff I like to see. Once is a room with ghostly trophies and the second is a magic chalice. Both provide the kind of weird and strange exploration environment I’m looking for. The party gets to play with the chalice and the trophies are … strange. Thee’s also a very nice trap room that’s a near perfect example. It’s freaky, strange, non-standard, and completely obvious once the party figures it out. I like. A better map and more empty rooms to break up the weird ones would have made me happier. As it is the level feels cramped with too much on top of each other. Then again, it’s only eight rooms and there’s only so much one can do with a level of that size.

The third level is really just one big maze with two encounter rooms in it. Those two rooms are VERY well done trick rooms. Those, in combination with the special rooms on the second levels, really reveal some great potential in the author. There’s a nice imaginative element lurking in him that needs to utilized more.

This is available on DriveThru.

https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/63033/Idol-of-the-Orcs?affiliate_id=1892600

Posted in Reviews | Leave a comment

CP1 – The Ruins of Tenkuhran

Deep in the jungles sits the ruins of a mighty city. It’s king and his elite 6 would scour the jungles for hidden treasures and amassed a horde before disaster struck and their city was laid to ruin. Will you dare to explore the Ruins of Tenkuhran?

I’ve got a problem with this module but I don’t know what it is. Something is very much rubbing me raw. The product starts out with a two-page backstory piece of fiction. In my experience that’s never a good sign. Vampire books start that way. I don’t want epic. I don’t want a history lesson, that’s MERPs domain. I want an OSR module and OSR modules don’t make me wade through two pages of a story that has no real relevance to the adventure at hand. This is a recurring theme over the module: it’s verbose in places that don’t need it and terse in places that need extra help.

Cite! Page 3 has notes for the DM. It includes “Classes from the UA text should be excluded unless you choose to allow them.” and “if a paladin is among the party the inclusion of an assassin should not be allowed.” I’m not sure exactly how to classify this type of advice. I differentiate between this type and the “how to run checking for traps in a game without thieves” sort of advice. Perhaps the later is more of an explanation of a play style and the former is … more directly arbitrary? It’s certainly more campaign specific opinion than fact, and for some reason comes over as preachy. The module is rife with this sort of advice and I groan every time i see it.

Cite! The myths rumors and legends table, with 6 entries, actually contain a small story. In essence you can think of it as a small six sentence paragraph with each sentence being a different rumor. This leaves much of the table in an awkward state. Entry #6 reads “Now, generations later, the ruins have all but nearly forgotten, left to decay back in to the earth as the jungle has expanded and crept upon it, claiming it.” Arg! Out of context!

Cite! Repeating, perhaps verbatim, the description of two two different orc villages in two separate places. Two two orc villages get two different descriptions, and the descriptions of both villages seem to be the same. Just to be clear, that;s two location, each of which has two descriptions (abandoned and not.) This is just wasted space.

The adventure proper resembles a wilderness journey, exploration of surface ruins, and a small crawl. The wilderness adventure features a road and an overland jungle trail. The road is disappointing; It’s really just four encounter located along the road. Further, it’s laid out strange. There’s a introductory paragraph describing the encounter lead-in, then a “numbered encounter” along with monster stats. This means that the text of the encounter description, verbose as it is, occurs BEFORE the number for that encounter. Following the number is the monster stats. This seems to be a non-intuituive way to lay things out. All I can think is that this is meant to be some linear plot-type road-trip arc. The layout makes some sense in that context, or rather, at least I can rationalize it in that manner.

Next comes one of the most confusing parts of the adventure for me. There is an orc village. The DM has two options for running it: inhabited or not. If it’s NOT inhabited then the party will encounter about 24 8HD ghoul-apes living in the huts. If it IS inhabited then the party meets good orcs. The ghoul-ape encounters are going to be very rough at the recommended levels. I don’t necessarily have a problem with that, but a party which is not careful is going to hit a TPK before the exploration really begins. I’m not really sure why the good orcs exist. Why not humans? Humanoid monsters are overused in D&D, IMHO, and I would much prefer to see bestial jungle tribesmen and same the ‘monster’ label for the really strange stuff … like the ghoul apes. This is where things get confusing: there are then two more descriptions for orc villages, one abandoned and one inhabited. Much of the text is the same, and I mean copy/paste same, and the setup is the same. I’ve reread the entries several times over the last two days and I can’t figure out what’s going on. It feels like there are supposed to be at least two separate orc villages (the map shows yet another village further on in to the jungle, quite a ways off. I don’t think it’s one of these two villages.) but I can’t figure out how they are related or where they are ini relation to each other. I don’t THINK they are the ‘third’ village; that village may have been overrun by evil, causing the orcs to migrate to their current village location(s)? Anyway, there’s a village of friendly orcs that can used as a base, and a village of ghoul-apes that will rip almost any party to shreds. The organization of them could be much much clearer.

The ruins of the city, near the village(s), are one of the better parts of the adventure. It reminds me of one of the more interesting parts of third and fourth edition D&D. 3E advised that encounter locations be interesting, and perhaps fantastic. 4E pretty much cemented that in it’s published modules. Fights occur in crumbling ruins (DEX checks!) on misty clouds (balance to not fall through!) or in a kitchen with boiling pots (kick a hot soup pot in someones face!) This sort of thing is one of my favorite parts of some of the older adventures. Some random orc would use the goat-leg he was eating as a weapon when the party burst in on him, or so on. Many of the encounters in the surface ruins feel like these little set-peice sort of things. To be sure in many cases it’s because of the monster selections. Harpies in tree singing. Plant-men groves with with animated tree allies, a hag in a crumbling tower, and so on. Lots of monsters with special effects. I like those sorts of things. It adds the variety to an adventure that is needed to keep it from becoming a straight-on boring hack-fest. The 13 or so ruins encounters are on the verbose site of things, with on three or so per page because of their exposition, however they are certainly an interesting assortment of non-humanoid encounters and I approve heartily. It’s almost exactly what I’m looking for in a wilderness ruins sort of exploration. I might have preferred more whimsy and some weird things to play with (magic fountains rule!) but the encounters are pretty good.

From this set of ruins the party will discover another set further in to the jungle, hopefully, and journey to them. The surface ruins in that location are QUITE a bit sorter, really just a monster notation. For example “Mantis, Giant (HP70) This gigantic insect (10HD) is generally benign unless assaulted.” That’s a pretty good encounter description in my book. Maybe just a sentence more on the location or what the mantis is doing, but the length is almost correct. The dungeon beneath the ruins are a deathtrap. In quasi-planer, so each hour each magic item the party has needs to make a save or become less magical/lose a plus. In addition, all spells cast much first overcome a pervasive Dispel Magic aura at 15th level. Ouch! The lose a plus effect is going to be a pain to run and slow the game down. The Dispel Magic effect is very powerful and is going to make the encounters inside all the more tough. The crawl is mostly linear and the descriptions remind me of the Tomb of Horrors. Each room has a detailed description and lots of carvings/curtains/features. In many cases the room descriptions are too verbose for my tastes. Much of the complex is not really interesting and is just an excuse to have a rom with monsters in it. The notable exception is one of the last, which contains a doorway to the throne room of an evil goddess of death. Good Luck kiddies! Sometimes the big red shiny button does NOT lead to a stat increase …

The organization and layout of this could have been much better; having to reread lengthy PAGES to try and figure out what is going on is not indicative of ‘clear.’ The product is also much more verbose than I generally like. The first set of ruins is generally well done but the second needs just a touch more detail. The dungeon and the ape-ghoul village are both VERY deadly. I wish there was more whimsy, more weird things, and more for the party to play with; there’s a lot of hacking and not much exploration.

This is available on DriveThru.

https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/86973/The-Ruins-of-Tenkuhran?affiliate_id=1892600

Posted in Reviews | Leave a comment

M1 – Medusa’s Hunger


A wagon has gone missing in the nearby swamps and the party is hired to help retrieve the contents.

This is a very short and very deadly lair dungeon. The entire piece is a set up from the beginning. It’s well done, and because of that, very deadly. A merchants wagon has gone missing in the nearby swamps. The party is hired by a mercenary to help locate and retrieve the contents. Things got too rough for him in the swamps and now he needs help fulfilling his contract. After a short three-day trip, with about 14 wandering monster checks (1 on a d10, with mostly animals and a couple of trolls/ogres thrown in), the party will arrive at a rocky outcropping where the mercenary thinks the tracks lead. Inside is a short lair dungeon with ten keyed encounters. Almost every single one is trap and all are meant to soften the party up. For a non-OSR group the dungeon, though short, is going to be a rough one. Many of the traps will do 4d6 or so, and at least one is a likely to result in some character deaths for slow-witted characters.

There’s a method to most of this madness. The mercenary, Garen, is actually ordering take out. He’s a rare Medusan, a male of the Medusa species, and is bringing home some take-out for the wife. When the party reaches the last major room they’ll have to face a greater medusa, an immobilizing trap, and Garen. They are in for a world of hurt.

This is almost too small for a proper review. Garen, the NPC, lives the life that every NPC wants to. He puts up with all of the parties nonsense, delay tactics, and BS, all so he can learn more about them, discover their weaknesses, and take home his general tso. The traps are not much, a few pits with spikes, some green slime (dinner is gonna go bad with that one!) and a net trap. The two monsters feel a little gimpy: one has a ring of invisibility and the other a ring of x-ray vision. I understand that monsters use their treasure, but this feels more than a little like a set-up.

It’s advertised as being appropriate for a single evening, however I suspect it would work better as a side-trek while on another adventure. It’s just too short to be anything more than that. It reminds me a lot of the Ogre cave in B2/Borderlands; just a single room cave with a monster. This cave has a couple of more rooms, and a few traps with a setup, but in reality it’s just a little monster house designed to bring home the bacon, literally.

This is available on DriveThru.

https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/20896/Wyrms–Warlocks-Medusas-Hunger?affiliate_id=1892600

Posted in Reviews | Leave a comment

Smuggler’s Bane


Possibly the most boring, worst, OSR module of all time.

The party must stop some smugglers in sea caves. Oh’s No’s!

I am generally loathe to say a module sucks. I’m looking for megadungeons and whimsy, you may be looking for something else. Most of the time I just try to mention what’s in a module so you can get a better idea if this is the sort of thing you might be interested in. My conceits come through most of time in the focus I give to exploration maps, weird things, and  unique monsters and items. Map errors, spelling and grammar mistakes, lack of balance, organization problems, all of those generally get a pass in my book. I’m looking for something to fire the imagination, and the correct use of the apostrophe would fall in to the exact opposite camp, as my own spelling and grammar attest. In this module review I’m going to make some exceptions to how I generally do things.

This module sucks. From front to back it sucks. It may be the worst adventure module I’ve ever seen. Worse than the linear travesties of 4E. Worse than the worst dreck of the d20 era. Worse than the boxed text nightmares of 2E-land. It has absolutely no redeeming qualities. “2 girls 1 cup” has some shock factor. This does not even have that. I  guess I should point out why so my hyperbole is not wasted.
The players are sent to bring some smugglers to justice. They

hang out in some sea caves nearby. The party doesn’t know that they’ve been mostly wiped out by fish-men, who also live in the sea caves, and are about to be sacrificed. There’s  whole backstory of fish-people who live under the sea, with their competing cities and settlements, an ancient evil cult of a crab god, and so on. This goes on for far too long and is almost all meaningless. None of it really matters. There’s a fish-man priest and he’s sacrificing people; that’s the extent of what matters. The rest of the flavor text is meaningless and has no relevance to the sea caves.

The adventure is organized in four scenes. Plot alert! Plot alert! No, wait, that’s just the header titles. It’s really a description of the hook, the wilderness adventure, the sea cave adventure, and the sacrifice. No plot except for the one the players make. The hook is lame. “Drunken pirate reveals location of sea caves while in a tavern.” or “Mayor hires party to eliminate smugglers.” The wilderness adventure is uneventful. It’s just a stroll over to the sea caves along the top of some cliffs. It gets two paragraphs. I have no idea why it was included.

The sea caves have 14 encounter areas. The map is not technically linear, but it is made up of those cardboard tiles that are so popular these days. It reminds me of a 4E map. That’s not a complement. The first eight rooms are empty of encounters, since that was the base of the smugglers who were so recently wiped out. The party would be smart to just pick up their treasure and leave. That’s what I would do. Easy XP! Doing so will net the party 1000gp in treasure and a magic dog collar. This is the total extent of the treasure in the adventure. Let’s see, six 5th level characters will need 5000xp each, on average, to reach 6th level, and will earn 166xp each from the money if they recover it all. That’s not going to do at all.

The second half of the map “deep inside the caves” [ed: 80 feet to be exact] is the domain of the fish-men. I think. Ok, I’m sure, but I’m not sure of how many there are. The creatures are embedded in the text, the LENGTHY text, of each room. They are not highlighted in any way so it’s a chore to figure out how many there are in each room. There are two fish-men farmers, who are not fighters in one room. There are two fighter guards in the next room, a giant crab, and the fish-man priest. The temple, with the priest, makes reference to there being some guards in it but it doesn’t note anywhere how many. There are also no stats ANYWHERE for the fish-man priest, the main villain. The fish-men are really nothing more than 6HD orcs who live underwater, so nothing too interesting there. If I were writing  dissertation on the history of fish-men religious sites then the overly long text in each room would be of use, otherwise I don’t really care what/how the room is used for when visiting dignitaries show up, since there are none and that’s not a part of the adventure. Arg! Useless information! Supposed to fire my imagination! Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby ba  whoops, slight case of Devolution there. Oh wait, I missed the three 2HD statues that attack the party.

To summarize: Smugglers. Linear. Sea Orcs. B O R I N G. Worse than that, it’s unclear, verbose, and boring. This was clearly a conversion project, from 4E would be my guess since it references “4 ranks in medicine” at one point. The credits list four people involved in the creation of this; I can’t imagine how someone didn’t catch the obvious problems with the adventure; the lack of inclusion of the temple guards and the priests stats would have been enough to bring some light to this mess. There is no joy at all in this module. Most home-brew at least shows some bit of creativity or special bit of love it was built around. Not so in this; it smacks of some “I need to publish an adventure by Tuesday.” I’d say it was cashing in on the OSR name but I don’t think anyone in the OSR is making any money. I’m at a complete loss to think of a reason why this was published.

This is available on DriveThru.

https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/2050/Smugglers-Bane-for-Iron-Gauntlets?affiliate_id=1892600

Posted in Reviews, The Worst EVAR? | 2 Comments

The Nameless City

Enter the deadly city of the degenerated serpent-people … If You Dare!

It is a rather well known fact that I tread where Solar fear to go, so I dared enter the Nameless City. There isn’t much of a lead-in, just an overly long backstory and a few throw-away lines of a hook; the characters hear rumors of riches in an abandoned city in the desert. There’s no wilderness adventure or wandering wilderness creatures either; this is a site based adventure in the Nameless City, pure & simple.

The remaining portions of the city are rather small, since the civilization is collapsing. There are really only three locales to explore: the wizard pyramid, the temple pyramid, and the palace pyramid. There are about fourteen rooms in each pyramid, scattered in each pyramids two levels. As the encounter quantity would indicate, the maps are rather small and cramped, with mostly linear designs. This strongly limits the exploration aspects of the adventure; the only place to go is generally forward.

The rooms are fairly straightforward and there is a decent amount of duplication between the various pyramids. The food storage room, the cold larder, the initiates rooms, the instructors room, the treasury, etc. There’s a very high number of trapped chests and symbols of [death, etc], and a large number of serpent-people spell-casters, since two of the pyramids are clerical and wizardly. The symmetry goes too far sometimes; the treasuries of these two each contain two books for the MU/CLERIC to gain a level. In all, the place feels too impersonal and rather generic. This despite the fact that there is a LARGE amount of ‘boxed’ text for each room. Except it’s not boxed, it’s in italics, which make it MUCH more difficult to read. The text is very descriptive, in a Lovecraftian way, and it appears to be trying to set a certain mood. I don’t think it works very well;  it’s too hard to read the massive amounts of italicized text, and that much text is too much even if it weren’t italicized.

There are more than a few things I have a problem with. The giant crystal from the authors module The Conquerer Worm makes another appearance. Or maybe it appeared in this module first? In any event, that reuse is a bad thing. AC -6, 400 HP, 90% resistant to magic, only hit by magic weapons, hitting it causes 25 points of damage to the attacker per strike, etc. The authors No Teleport/No Passwall makes an appearance as well, as do several “save at -7” rolls.  Multiple rooms have monsters which surprise on a roll of 5 out of 6, including the black pudding in the privy. Really? There’s no way any player on earth, even my 11 year old son, is going to be surprised by a monster coming out of the privy.

You know why this civilization of serpent-people is dying out? Because NONE of them, with perhaps a single exception, will come to the aid of ANY of the others. They all sit squarely in their rooms waiting for the next party to come through and preparing spells. Deathtrap dungeons are not old school. Hack fest adventurers are not old school. Old school does sometimes contain those elements but appeals to ‘Old School’ to justify bad modules design are, frankly insulting. Creative play and player agency are old school. Limiting options through the use of teleport/passwall bans does not foster player agency, it does THE OPPOSITE. There’s no chance for the players to do much except hack the monsters and suffer the traps. No factions, no real exploration, no weird magic items, no new monsters of note to freak out over, no weird and strange things in the dungeon to play with. No Joy. The stagnation of the serpent-people seems to have leaked over.

This is available on DriveThru.

https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/89208/The-Nameless-City-Core-Complete-Rules?affiliate_id=1892600

Posted in Reviews | Leave a comment

Into the Mite Lair

This is a two level cave system housing jerlamain. It is a good example of a mediocre OSR module.

Bob the Sage is looking for a magic sword. He sends the party to investigate some caves in the mountains.

That’s the extent of the hook. Ok, so, the sages name is actually the more pretentious sounding Alexar, otherwise the hook is presented faithfully. I’m usually a fan of terseness, however Bland is never in style. The background and introduction is suitably brief, coming in at only one page with almost half of that being a rumor table. I wish that one page was a little more interesting. The rumor table could have been an excellent opportunity for building up the caves, the mites that live in them, and the stranger in charge. Instead we get: the strange that passed through the village ten years ago was not of this world. Ahhh, come on! How about mentioning some of the atrocities he committed, or some bizarre behavior? Both of those would have added to the villains reputation and gotten the parties juices flowing. There’s no wilderness adventure on the way to the caves, but there is a very small, and lame, wandering monster table for the wilderness. Kobolds, goblins, wolves, giant spiders, giant ants and stirge. The DM is advised to roll once on the journey to the caves. The monster selection is uninspiring and lends nothing to the adventure and there are no stats provided. It’s pretty much just wasted space.

The adventure takes place in a cave with two levels with about 28 rooms between the two levels. Level one is a trident shape; three different linear maps connected at the beginning. Level two has rooms and corridors surrounding a large underground lake. These are not the type of maps I like seeing. The module is supposed to be an exploration to find a sword, but the maps only lend themselves to a grind, especially level 1. The encounters proper tend toward the verbose side. For example, room 0 of this module:

A twenty foot deep crack in the mountains, with no hand holds or foot holds, drops straight down in to a dark cavern. Torches dropped or lowered in to the crack reveal a passage leading to the south, though no other information is available without dropping down in to the crack. It is best of the characters use ropes to climb slowly down the crack, though the rash among the group may elect to leap down in to the cavern below (suffering normal falling damage.)

That’s a large paragraph that adds almost nothing to the adventure. It does convey the entrance is a cavern pit, but thats it. How about “Sinkhole entrance. 20′ deep.”? There we go: not only does that convey the same information but it actually provides more; now we know how much falling damage to apply. Hmmm, I also usually complain about being evocative, so how about: “Gloomy sinkhole entrance, 20′ deep, located in a misty dell.” Ta Da! Don’t take this as me singling out this room or this product, quite a few modern products do this, which is what I mean when I reference a module or entry as being overly verbose. Encounter keys need to be terse enough to scan quickly, yet convey JUST enough information to get the DM started on the room.

With a two exceptions, the module doesn’t really have anything interesting in it. The new monsters are “Hobgoblin” and “Kobold.” New monsters are supposed to be wonderful and exciting and fill a party full of dread because they don’t know their abilities. “Does not appear in OSRIC document” does not mean it qualifies as a new monster. I wish more folks used bizarre new creations of their own. There are a couple of kobolds, armed to the teeth with magic swords, and some hobgoblins, along with the main bad guy, a ‘new monster’ version of a Gith. The last new monster is a Mite, which appears to be a Jerlamain.

Therein lies the one interesting feature. The wandering monsters on level 1 are all jerlamain, who retreat after one of their number is killed. Those that retreat add their numbers to the NEXT wandering monster encounter. This is a pretty good way to simulate an increasingly large number of monster attacks on the party. The defeated foe gathers more of their number and hit the party again. The party better hit them hard or they are going to have some serious troubles on their plates! The module also contains a great number of dead adventurers. I like that since it adds a bit of foreshadowing to the adventure and gives the caves a sense of history. If these dead folks were elaborated upon in the background/rumors then it would have added to sense of discovery and history of the caves.

Posted in Reviews | 1 Comment

Man Eater

A desert wilderness adventure with a small dungeon and vengeance filled villain. A little work could turn it in to a very good adventure.

It’s a story as old as time itself: a servant girl sleeps with the sheik, get pregnant by him, and is then banished to the wastes for being a slut. Except, in D&Dlandia she has gypsy blood, makes a pact with a demon, and turns in to a vengeance spirit that lays waste to the surrounding countryside for well on 300 years now.

The backstory is longer than I would have liked, however it gets an A for effort anyway … The demon has taken over the fetus of the pregnant servant girl, and his fate is now tied to hers. The servant girl/demons rampages go on for 9 months before she lies dormant for awhile, and she eats the uteruses from her female victims but leaving them alive, otherwise killing all others. There’s also a demononess working to free her demon lover from the fetus. To quote Stan Marsh: “Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.” I Approve! EVen if you don’t, it’s better than killing the spiders in some old ladies cellars.

The adventure is set in and around a wasteland/desert environment. There are extensive rules for dehydration, including the amount of water needed by the party and their animals, how much water spells can create, and the impact of dehydration on characters. There are also extensive rules for heat, including temperature variations during the day and how this impacts characters in various types of armor. There is some off-handed mention of sandstorms and the like. I would have preferred MORE sandstorm and physical environmental issues. The heat and water issues feel more like accounting to me … and just to be clear I do not enjoy accounting, especially while I’m trying to have fun.

The party is going to travel through the desert on some caravan routes, trying to figure out what is going on. The desert is about 240 miles wide and 350 miles long, so, pretty damn large. The wandering monster tables are mostly animals, which I approve of, I just wish they were a little more interesting. Essentially the party will wander around the desert, visiting an oasis or two and some ruins covered in sand. Once they’ve proven themselves worthy the demononess will show up, in disguise, and tell the party what to do, They need to go get a sword, kill a certain special giant scorpion to get it’s blood, coat the sword with blood, then go kill the servant girl/demon. Fetch Quest! This smacks of plot, but only just barely so. The core issue seems to be the demononess relaying the information after the party proves itself. That’s not nearly the best solution to conveying the needed information. I wish it had been better handled.

Most of the encounters are rough. A giant golem with the powers of a rust monster. A group of between 100 and 300 scorpions of various sizes, mountains of undead flowing from a well. I like these.  They present little set pieces for the party to play with. Hopefully the party is a smart one and isn’t going to wade in to an encounter with the scorpion king without some recon work first. That should reveal the VERY large number of giant scorpions. This should trigger some creative play from the party, which is one of the things I’m really for a module to enable. This sort of thing is carried over to the two caves complexes, to a certain extent, which will be major focuses of the adventurers. They are not large, six keys in one and 18 in another, but they show hints of greatness. Just getting to them will be hard; they are on a sheer cliff face the party will need to find a way to reach. One complex has a huge chasm that separates the chambers from each other. Overall though the encounters in the caves are not as interesting. Wilderness encounters, good ones anyway, can be very interesting because of the large number of ways a party can explore them. The enclosed space of a cavern or dungeon allows for less of this freedom, which is one of the reason I like weird and strange things in my dungeon. Those weird and strange things keep the party thinking creatively and keep them in exploration mode, albeit a different type of exploration. Too many of the encounters in the caves are of just another room filled with a beastie.

With a little work this could be a very nice adventure indeed. I would probably beef up the rumors of the main villain play up the uterus-eating thing. Ok, so the module doesn’t actually SAY she does that, but it’s heavily implied. The sort of foreshadowing should really get the party shaking, especially if it’s reinforced through a couple of corpse encounters in the desert. I would probably also beef up the cave systems a bit, maybe through a mashup with module AA#15: Stonesky Delve, or something similar. Those two changes, one minor and one less so, would turn this in a VERY nice adventure.

Posted in Reviews | Leave a comment

The Secret of Whispering Wood

This is an adventure framework using a Runquest clone system. It has that Runequest feel, of mystic bronze-age fantasy, but is quite a barebones product.

It was a simple mission from the sage: gather some wood from a holy tree in the Whispering Wood. But dreams turn in to reality as the characters explore the mysterious sylvan wood. What evil lurks in the mysterious tombs of this majestic wood?

This adventure module is for the GORE system, a retro-clone of BASIC/Runequest. It involves the characters exploring an ancient wood and almost certainly getting caught up in the conflict within. The wood is about 40 miles wide and 20 miles deep. There are a variety of trail and roads that pass through it, as well as a small river that pools in a lake in the middle of the wood. There is no wandering monster table, but rather a huge boar that roams the woods that the party could encounter. Ol’ Yellowtusk is an interesting idea, but since that’s where the wandering monsters stop … well, I like more variety.

The woods have two notable features. The first is the lake in the middle. Being magical, characters looking in to the lake could imagine something wonderful and jump in and try to join it. Or at night they could imagine something terrible in the lake and jump in and try to fight it. That’s truly the extent of the lake. There’s an island in the middle that’s left to the DM to expand. There’s also a small ridge line near the lake with a bridge that is probably being watched by the badgermen, one of the forests two primary factions. That’s it, nothing more than “probably being watched.”

The two factions in the forest are both very deadly. The first consists of three fairy spirits who do mystic combat with the party who drain MP’s night, and then charm/control the characters during the day. It’s going to be rough to defend against; they are not pushovers. This faction wants the idols of the other faction destroyed and will command the party to do so if they take control of the characters. The other faction is a large tribe (24+)  of badgermen who like to perform live sacrifices once a month. Both groups are essentially immediately and always hostile to the party. The badgermen have a small  16 room temple complex near their lair that they’ve taken over. The temple complex has more than a few very nasty encounters and a couple of tricks in it: a golem that can’t leave it’s room. pools of slime, puzzle rooms, and so on.

Overall, this is just an adventure framework. Two small faction descriptions, without maps, and a small temple complex are not enough to sustain adventure right out of the box. If the GM were willing to put in some significant work  then something more workable can be obtained, but then again that’s true for almost every product. I was disappointed in factions. By both being hostile it gives the party nothing to work with. There’s no Fistful of Dollars available, just a combat with both groups.

This is available on DriveThru.

https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/25569/The-Secret-of-Whispering-Wood?affiliate_id=1892600

Posted in Reviews | Leave a comment