Category Archives: Do Not Buy Ever

The Lost Universe

Posted on April 17, 2024 by Bryce Lynch

By Christina Mitchell NASA Generic/Universal/Fantasy Levels 7-10? A dark mystery has settled over the city of Aldastron on the rogue planet of Exlaris. Researchers dedicated to studying the cosmos have disappeared, and the Hubble Space Telescope has vanished from Earth’s … Continue reading →

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You Should Never Have Come Here

Posted on January 15, 2024 by Bryce Lynch

By Thom Wilson ThrowiGames OSE Levels 3-5 After being spurned by a handsome noble, the warlock Zor Zaynne placed an infertility curse upon a region of the land. Although she accepted numerous payments from noble families to reverse the affliction, … Continue reading →

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Tower of the Egg

Posted on June 19, 2023 by Bryce Lynch

By Thomas Denmark Night Owl Workshop B/X Levels 6-8 Birthed from the warped intellect of Joam Trassis the Unnatural, who was one of the last great Eldritch Lords, the tower has been rediscovered. Once a proud testament to Joam’s insidious … Continue reading →

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Lair of the Frog

Posted on June 10, 2023 by Bryce Lynch

By Chaoclypse Self Published Generic/Cairn Level ? The Lair contains dark, eldritch secrets and way, way, too many frogs. Survive its horrors, and you may eventually be granted audience with the mythical Frog God… This twelve page digest adventure features … Continue reading →

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Altogether in Cahoots

Posted on June 3, 2023 by Bryce Lynch

By Steve Jensen Archaic Adventures Generic/Universal Level ? An illegal brothel in Havaroon City has burnt to the ground, conceivably along with the brothel’s greatest patron “Count Edmund Druet” who is missing and soon to be an embarrassment to the … Continue reading →

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Peril Below the Pile

Posted on March 27, 2023 by Bryce Lynch

By Louis Kahn Starry Knight Press OSR Levels 4-6 The Pile is a lone hill which overlooks the forest village of Naofahill, which lies on the far eastern border of the free nation of Dùn Bhriste. Locals believe powerful magical … Continue reading →

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The Isle of Beauty

Posted on March 11, 2023 by Bryce Lynch

By Michael Robinson Rutibex Basic Fantasy Levels 3-5 Embark on an unforgettable journey to the mysterious Isle of Beauty, a land brimming with all manner of fantastical creatures and beasts, including succubi, nymphs, sirens, a fearsome kraken, playful fairies, and … Continue reading →

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The Crystal Wood

Posted on February 25, 2023 by Bryce Lynch

By Matthew Lock Parts Per Million Worlds Without Number Levels 3-5 A local Innkeeper would like you to investigate the disappearances of the foresters and find out what happened to the search party. He suggests you speak to the village … Continue reading →

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Sorrow of the Mangled Prince

Posted on February 18, 2023 by Bryce Lynch

By Elven Tower Self Published Star Frontiers Tier 1 The Forbidden City was once the royal palace of a bygone family. The place is shunned and thought to be cursed. But now, for some reason no one understands, children ran … Continue reading →

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Blackmore

Posted on January 23, 2023 by Bryce Lynch

By Eric Garneau Critical Lit Publishing OSE Levels 1-2 Suspended high above the land by magicks unknown, the magnificent Castle Blackmore stands as the sole remaining triumph of a civilization long past. But every Year of the Fox, for but … Continue reading →

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