By Michael Curtis LotFP LotFP Level 3
“Human greed meeting weird horror with a quite messy outcome.”
This is one encounter padded out to eleven pages. You can’t write something good when it’s padded out like that.
Some dudes have cloudkilled everyone in a small church and stuffed their bodies in the crypt below. Fake priest is upstairs while some dudes loot the crypts. Party wanders in. Priest ambushes them with four extra dudes in the choir loft. Then a monster bursts out of the crypt stairs, having killed the dudes below.
That’s your eleven pages.
It’s like one of those Dungeon Magazine Side Trek adventures. Except this one is eleven pages long.
Yess, Killface, we can never go back to Arizona.
Why even try anymore?
This is $2 at DriveThru. The preview is two pages, the title page and the FIRST page of background. You get to see nothing of the adventure. It’s got 23 reviews and four stars. Whatever.
Hey, you like seeing this shit? Neither do I. There’s a Patreon link to support me. I wouldn’t use it, but, hey, whatever you want.