{"id":9247,"date":"2024-07-06T07:11:00","date_gmt":"2024-07-06T11:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=9247"},"modified":"2024-06-20T10:33:08","modified_gmt":"2024-06-20T14:33:08","slug":"through-the-weirdwood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=9247","title":{"rendered":"Through the Weirdwood"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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By Jonah Lemkins
Self Published
Generic\/Universal
Levels ?<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
The Old North Road goes through the Weirdwood. It\u2019s too far to go around it at this point. The barmaid at the last tavern said, \u201cOnly the strangest of folk go romping through that wood, and IF they come back, they wind up even stranger than before.\u201d Best keep your eyes peeled and your wits about you \u2014 you wouldn\u2019t want to end up weird.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This fourteen page hex adventure details seven hexes in each of two different woods settings. \u201cDetails\u201d is a strong word for \u201cnothing is really present except some ideas that the DM may or may not turn in to something.\u201d This is not a hex crawl. It\u2019s nothing at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
There\u2019s no real intro to this adventure. It\u2019s just four bullet points that say you might be escorting a wagon or looking to harvest magical flora and fauna and the like. Nothing more than that. And then the hexes start. No movement rules. No hex size. I guess there is a small table, in the back, of twelve encounters you could have.  But no indication of frequency or anything like that. Meh. Then the hexes start.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fourteen pages and fourteen hexes; one per page, right? Nope. Hex two is the Coalition of Cognisant Creatures. It consists of four bullet points that take up a very small portion of the page real estate. \u201cMagic items & scrolls litter the underside of Zulie\u2019s tower, and their magics leached into the water. Many nearby animals are now brightly colored, sentient, and some have minor powers. The herbivores and carnivores are starting to bicker .Plan to bring all animals here to drink and rule the Weirdwood, but are beset by the Boogeygourd\u201d Ok man, Go!  You get to make something out of that. If you can. And most of the hexes are just like that one. Something weird going on that is described in a few bullet points. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If I were to look at that encounter in the context of, say, City State, then I might not have an issue with it. There are, literally, hundreds of other encounters to be had and the overwhelming force of them means that no single encounter has to carry the weight of the adventure on its shoulders. But this isn\u2019t City State. Or, really, any sort of hex crawl. The size, and some of the inter-related hexes, would seem to dictate that each of these encounters must stand on their more, more like an individual encounter in the modern day. If you\u2019re gonna have three encounters in the adventure then they should each be a good one. And those four bullets are not an adventure to be made. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Let us look at another one of these hexes: \u201c Campfires, tents, dancing cultists, & vast cabbage patch surround an enormous brainlike cabbage. The Gigacabbage might be an eldritch entity with mind control powers, an unthinking weed spreading cabbage growths like a cancer, or maybe a friendly forest spirit with much to teach. Cultists are friendly unless you diss cabbage. Will warn PCs about the heretical members of the Sect of Sauerkraut hiding in the woods nearby. The Sect of Sauerkraut aim to become as gods by fermenting and eating the entire Gigacabbage\u201d So, yeah, we should talk about tone. If this were just tossed in to some far off hex then, cool cool, a one off sort of thing to have fun with. But the tone here is not inconsistent with the rest of the adventure hexes, and, in fact, might a little on te tamer side of weird in the Weirdwood, especially once the Fey side of the house shows up. I get that some people are going to be ok with this sort of tone. And I am, as well, in VERY small doses. But too many encounters of this type and we devolve in to silliness, which this adventure is. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teeny tiny hex descriptions of three or four bullets. They generally have little for the party to interact with. Or, rather, there is little reason for the party to interact with the people in a hex. Wander by the hex, look at the weird thing in it, and then move on to the next hex and do the same thing. The hexes don\u2019t really have any reason, at all, to interact with them. They don\u2019t mess with you. Or have wealth. It\u2019s just another aimless museum tour adventure  where you star at things and then move on to the next room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is $1 at DriveThru. The preview is four pages. On the fourth page you get to see hex one, which is VERY atypical. Most are just a couple of bullet points.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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