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By Andrea Tupac Mollica\nHellwinter Forge of Wonders\nOSE\nLevel ... 3?<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
Blizzard Vale is the northernmost province of the Empire, conquered with great endeavours centuries ago. It\u2019s a frozen, hostile land with sparse patches of conifers, icy rivers, and lakes. The Wolfguard, an old garrison of soldiers and scouts, watches over the vale and protects the town of Ysvindur from the barbarian Elves and more sinister threats.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is a 56 page regional setting with a couple of places to explore. It\u2019s the boring land of boringness. Except this time it\u2019s got a light veneer of winter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, there\u2019s a regional setting and then there\u2019s a regional setting. One has a little sanbody area that you can explore, with a home base, some hooks to get you going and sites to explore and so on. The other is a fluff piece. Maybe more of a gazetteer. This is not the sandboxy thing I thought it to be, from the blurb. I can get behind reviewing a regional setting. But, fluff? I don\u2019t know. When\u2019s the last time I made the analogy of getting inspired by the morning constitutional? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The analogy is not far off. We\u2019ve got a little valley. We\u2019ve got a little town in the valley. The valley is a valley and the town is a boring little town. Typical town descriptions. Elk jerky and icicle mint tea at the bar. The usual townfolk descriptions. The only notable things are a ice statue in the main temple and an assassins guild in town. THAT comes with a little table to spice up life. Drugging wells, killing folk and so on Drop in a random roll to spice up the game, it says, and I agree. It\u2019s BY FAR the best thing about the town or the vale. Otherwise this is a generic outskirts town, but with a winter theme. You\u2019re The Wolfguards! Lairing at Wolfs Den, your base in the valley, with the town nearby. What you\u2019re guarding against I have no idea. There are also some elf barbarian tribes nearby, but they don\u2019t really get much to them, in spite of having a decent word and page count. And such it is; it\u2019s mostly fluff with very little actionable data. Bird people live in the mountains. Great. I\u2019m bored. There have got to be a half dozen better supplements for a town to run from. Fuck me, Pembrocktonshire is better and it\u2019s just a list of weirdos in a town. I loathe the focus on the mundane. \u201cYour dour eyes hold the echoes of grief and regret, and your footsteps resonate with the determination to leave behind the darkness that clings to you.\u201d *bleech* <\/em>That\u2019s the little intro text we get to inspire the DM. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh, you do get a little table on how to spend XP to upgrade your Wolfs Lair tower. It\u2019s kind of a cute idea. Spend some XP and find something hidden or some such, or get some other bonus. It\u2019s a cute little upgrade thing. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ok, so, we\u2019ve got some dungeon and an explicit adventur ein this thing also. Seven dungeons. Each one about a half page. It\u2019s a map, a half page map, with some text bubbles pointing to an area and saying something like \u201cNest of a rust monster\u2019 or \u201cAmber golem guarding the libraries entrance.\u201d That;\u2019s the extent of them. You enjoy that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The actual adventure is just a little better. You\u2019re out riding, on the way to your first assignment \u2026 the Wolfs Den! Lair. Whatever. Oh no! You see some elf barbarians with wolf helmets fighting some elf barbarians with Eagle helmets! What do you do? That\u2019s scene one, a fight. Scene two is an elf come running up after the fight and saying \u201cyour supply wagon was taken its your problem now,.\u201d Ok. Scene three is a little six room dungeon over three pages. You\u2019re in a cave. You have to roll, when in the same room as a campfire, to detect the campfire smoke. That don\u2019t make sense, right? According to the little map (which looks like a little Dyson cave map) the room can\u2019t be more than 20 feet wide? Except the room keys seem to to use a one square equal seven feet scale. Then, I turned to a different map, a full page map of the same cave, included in the appendix. Seven feet? No. Five or ten feet? No. The scale is one square equals five hundred yards!!! Well, that was unexpected. And not present on the map at all that is inline with the text. Huh. Still, \u201cfootprints go east\u201d to nowhere. I think the designer meant south. It\u2019s weird, that\u2019s the second time they made this mistake, I think. In another mini-dungeon they have a text bubble that says something like You hear sounds from the east \u2026 where the east is a cave wall. The hallway runs north and west. Dude did, I think, confuse themself \u2026 they use some non-traditional \u201cup is not north\u201d compass. Like, North is to the Southeast on one map. Why the fuck would you do that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The adventure and mini-dungeons are not value adds. The regional setting is not interesting, from a dynamic gameplay standpoint, except for the assassin table. This is not a place to explore. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is $3 at DriveThru. There is no preview. There are, however, seventeen five star ratings. *sigh* What can men do against such reckless hate?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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