{"id":8758,"date":"2023-09-18T07:11:00","date_gmt":"2023-09-18T11:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=8758"},"modified":"2023-09-05T10:03:13","modified_gmt":"2023-09-05T14:03:13","slug":"the-roots-of-bitterness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=8758","title":{"rendered":"The Roots of Bitterness"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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By Zzarchov Kowolski\nSelf Published\nOSR\/NGR\nLevels 1-2<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
There is a vast steppe. Peasants who try to settle on it disappear. The cossacks have lost a patrol on it and want you to find out what happened \u2026 and if its the same thing thats happening to the peasants then that\u2019s ok too. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This eighteen page adventure is one wandering monster table for the steppe and a small earth dungeon right out of that shaman scene in 13th warrior. It\u2019s ok I guess. A little cumbersome with the wanderer table. But, also, it\u2019s a wanderer table and a small three-ish room dungeon. Meh. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh, and sorry, it looks like you can\u2019t own this one. I mean, it\u2019s not available digitally and you have to catch ZZarchov in person when he\u2019s got his table set up in order to buy a physical copy. Oops. I don\u2019t usually buy and review things you can\u2019t have. But, I bought a bunch of shit from him at GenCon and didn\u2019t realize this was the case for this one. So. Uh \u2026 now you know if you should buy it on eBay or not I guess?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyway, so, overcrowded cities. Over time, local despot sends peasants out to the vast steppe to settle it. They all disappear. ALL of them. He sends out some cossacks to protect them. They don\u2019t give a shit about the peasants. Then one of their patrols disappear and they want you to scout to find out what happened. You then wander around the steppe, getting lost etc. Do no discount that statement, that  IS the actual bulk of the adventure, rolling on that table. Eventually maybe you cast a spell to see astral threads, or triangulate the locations of the trees and shrubs that are attacking you, or track back the wildmen attacks you have been undergoing. You find a hill with a tree stump on it with one live branch. There\u2019s a hole you can crawl in to, all 13th warrior shaman room. Inside you kill the tree elemental that hates mankind. Roots of Bitterness, get it? Yeah. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I admire the tree elemental. It\u2019s hubris, I mean. No opposable thumb. Stationary. Living under a hill. Sure, it\u2019s got some wildmen cultists to worship it and do its bidding. A dozen or so, I\u2019d guess. But, also, hey, I got 14 billion opposable thumbs with shovels and torches. But, whatever, tilt that windmill man! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The bulk of the adventure is wandering around the steppe until you get tired of it, figure out shit is coming from the hill with the stump, and find a way to get there. You literally just get attacked by trees and wildmen until you figure out some way to discern the intelligence behind it. A detect magic, triangulation or tracking are suggested. You roll a d8, a d6 and d4 for each wanderer encounter, with the individual rolls meaning  something. As does the sum of the rolls. As does dubs, trips, and straights. Enjoy those table lookups! I guess it\u2019s the main part of the adventure, so, I should give it a pass. But I\u2019m not going to. I really don\u2019t like procedural generation at the table, at least to this extent. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The ol cossacks have that ZZarchov charm. You get their nature, as well as the nature of the peasants leaving the city and so on. And after that it kind of breaks down. There\u2019s only so much you can do with procedural generation, to convey the charms of a designer. And the old dungeon at the end comes across as just another dig out hole in the ground. The charm, so prevalent in ZZarchov adventures, is not to be found. And I\u2019m not a big fan of the\u201d wander around until something happens\u201d school of design. Bored players are not a good thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, do you need this one? No. Which is kind of a good thing since you can\u2019t have it. \ud83d\ude42 It’s not his best work, which means its better than most of the dreck being published today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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