{"id":8365,"date":"2023-01-05T07:11:00","date_gmt":"2023-01-05T12:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=8365"},"modified":"2022-12-26T07:46:26","modified_gmt":"2022-12-26T12:46:26","slug":"the-honest-and-plain-village-of-scio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=8365","title":{"rendered":"The Honest and Plain Village of Scio"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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By G Edward Patterson III\nThe Skull as a Complete Gentleman Company\nS&W\nLevels 1-4<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
This 73 page booklet describes a town and then also a small, dozen-ish room dungeon. The town is absurd, in the best way possible for D&D. Idiosyncratic and full of things to amuse yourself with between dungeoncrawls. The dungeon is fine, turning in tone a bit more serious, as it should be. And, everything is ruined because the thing is unusable because the designer decided to fill the entire fucking with a selection of hard to read fonts. A great supplement, that is unusable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019re gonna cover this FUCKING FONT ISSUE. I can\u2019t fucking stand this shit. \u201cOoo, Bryce cares too much about usability and not enough about design.\u201d Yeah, fuck you man. Look, I\u2019ve only reviewed a small percentage of adventures released over the last few years. And yet there are at least a hundred on my Best of list. You could play these fucking things for the rest of your fucking miserable fucking lives. Why, on gods green earth, would I EVER torture myself in order to run something  that I have to fucking flagellate myself to fucking use? THE NUMBER ONE FUCKING COMPLAINT OF ADVENTURES IS THAT THEY ARE HARD TO USE. Don\u2019t be a fucking idiot and make your fucking adventure hard to use. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, this thing is trying for some product image of some branding \u201cthe skull as a complete gentleman company\u201d or some shit. And thus the designer has deigned to fill the fucking thing with some unusual font selections. Some kind of gothic cursive? Illuminated manuscript? I don\u2019t fucking know. \u201cFucking Illegible\u201d is what it shows up as in Word. So, the main body of the text, being the most legible, just has a font that is full of curly-q endings and shit. Then the section headings have some kind of illuminated-ish or gothic font. This is fucking bad enough that it takes my brain more than a few seconds to struggle through figuring out what the fuck the heading says. Like which fucking business the following text describes. I had to actually copy\/paste one section heading in to a text document so I could figure the fuck out what it fucking said. Summary sections, for a person, place,e tc are a few sentences long and are at the tope where they should be. In italics. Sorry, no, in the italics version of the fucking curly-q font. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019m not putting the fuck up with it. This thing is going on the trash heap, just like so many fucking others have. That\u2019s right, all the fucking effort you put in to this causes it to end up in exactly the same fucking place as BloodyMage or Alfonso or the fucking rip off artists. The don\u2019t give any fucks at all about your content \u2026 BECAUSE I CANT FUCKING DECIPHER IT!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That having been said, the content is magnificent. ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The town is my kind of place. While I like my dungeons tending to the more serious side (with some absurdist situations) I like my towns and villages to tend towards the absurdist side of things with some serious situations. Ankh Morpork. A place full of hucksters and morons. With a rather fatalistic \u201cadventurer\u201d street people eat, drink, fuck, bet, and have a good time \u2026 because tomorrow they may die. And this city gets close to that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It\u2019s got absurdism. Like a flock of wild geese on the wanderers table. And a dude, in a separate location, called the goosemaster who \u201ccan speak a small amount of conversational goose.\u201d (Note the use of the modifier \u201cconversational\u201d in that sentence. It adds a lot to the ambiance, yes? That\u2019s good writing right there!\u201d) There\u2019s a table of petty businesses, which has as an entry \u201c2. Carver of Knobs – \u2018My true passion is shelving!\u2019\u201d That\u2019s it. Absurd. And you can fucking run that fucking entry! Thats what I mean by the DM something to hang their fucking hat on!  The dude that sells sticks\/kindling does so with a call of \u201cThe finest sticks in all of Ouaricon”. Disrespect him and he offers you an exclusive deal: a branch from the golden tiny-apple bush which has ultramundane properties that reveal themselves to the person who possess it.\u2019 If you agree, he tells you to come to the same spot at midnight. Where you are attacked by the thugs he sells you out to because you are clearly fucking morons who need to be relieved of their fucking money. Absolfuckinglutly!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, usability wise, it could use a few more cross-references and putting some page numbers on the \u201cmap\u201d of the town. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The dungeon at the end, a kind of point-crawl also-ran, has \u2026 fifteen rooms? I don\u2019t know. They are not numbered and its laid out in a pointcrawl style, so one room tells you where to go fort the next room. With no fucking page references. We\u2019re getting a little too fucking cute for our own fucking good here. Put some fucking numbers on it so I know if Mumified Garden is likely to be the page before or AFTER the page I\u2019m currently fucking on. Otherwise, same shit. Too much italics. Fancy fucking font shit. Decent use of bullets and para breaks, and the interactivity is nice, if a little less exuberant. A little overemphasis on bring words, like Large and Small. But, it\u2019s pretty much decent enough. At least it would e if it weren\u2019t formatted\/fonted in a cute way. Right now it\u2019s just too busy. But, hey, lots and lots of interactivity, at least of the kind that fifteen room dungeons can have.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Monsters, in the appendix, are decent, but could use a little more emphasis on their descriptions, higher up in the text block. You want the visceral feel of a monster, and it\u2019s lacking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, good example in this one of different text styles needed for different parts of an adventure. The town gets one thing. The dungeon needs another tone and style, and the monster descriptions yet something else. One size does not fit all in adventures \u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019d slap a Best Of on this, except for the font crap. Yeah, even though it\u2019s not an adventure and I\u2019m a little suspect that the adventure is a little more \u201cvictorian gentleman\u201d than I\u2019d prefer. It\u2019s a rocking town setting with a possibility of becoming the one I use most, up with Pembrocktonshire and the one I can never spell correctly. But, with that font shit and little finger arrows as bullets? Absolutely the fuck not. I don\u2019t give a fuck about using your content if I can\u2019t actually use your content.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is $5 at DriveThru.Preview is sixteen pages, and is a good one. CHeck out page seven for some eye glazing action and page five for some great wanderers. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There goes the last great American dynasty<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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