{"id":8322,"date":"2022-12-05T07:11:00","date_gmt":"2022-12-05T12:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=8322"},"modified":"2022-11-22T09:26:51","modified_gmt":"2022-11-22T14:26:51","slug":"vault-of-the-blood-mage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=8322","title":{"rendered":"Vault of the Blood Mage"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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By Robert Waluchow\nCrypt Thing Press\n5e\nLevel 8<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
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Waking up confused and disoriented in a dungeon cell surrounded by strangers, you are beleaguered by monstrous enemies and vicious traps. Who among you has the strength and guile to escape the Vault of the Blood Mage?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This 56 page dungeon has four levels with about 35 rooms. It\u2019s a funhouse dungeon, in which you collect \u201cpetrified demon eyes\u201d in order to escape. Meh. I think it\u2019s random and not overly well organized. Also, this type of shit is totally NOT my thing, so, keep that in mind. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our first words in the adventure are: Although having long ago shed any trace of humanity, the Blood Mage was once a mortal wizard named Sanguis. Not a very promising start. Eventually we learn he turned evil and got a demon army and invaded the world. And he won! That\u2019s a fun bit! I wish Shadow, or whatever the fuck that setting was called, made more sense in sense of the everyday world. Anyway. He now travels the multiverse invading people. And, now, in this adventure \u2026 Ready?! Ready?! \u201cSeeking a worthy apprentice from the ranks of mortal-kind, the Blood Mage has constructed an insidious vault filled with heinous tricks, traps, and horrors to test the mettle and guile of a hand-picked group of mortal champions.\u201d Jesus H Fucking Christ. One of those things. I guess if you label it a tournament module its a little better. But, still. UG!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThey find themselves locked in a dungeon room with no memory of how they got there. Inflicted with a magical disease that is slowly turning them into mindless zombies, the dungeoneers have to work quickly to find the antidote and escape the vault before succumbing to the deadly affliction.\u201d Ok, so, the standard set up. Locked in. No memory. I guess you\u2019ve got all your shit though. So, anyway, you make a con check every hour of real-time, or during a short rest, of 8 in a row if taking a long rest, or you progress on the zombie table. Miss four and you\u2019re dead. So, pregens, one-shot I guess? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The start is wonderful. You wake up in a chamber and a mist forms and tells you you hes the blood mage and you have to escape his deathtrap dungeon. *sigh* Ok, ok, ok, it comes with the territory. You review something like this then you have too live with the tropes, I guess. I just wish there was a little more effort and things were a tad less perfunctory. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Each room starts with as little section in italics. Read-aloud, if you will. Except it\u2019s not. \u201cThe dungeoneeers wake up in a modest stone chamber stained with blood\u201d Hmmm, so, not read-aloud. \u201cThe chamber contains an impressive vault door guarding the dungeoneers\u2019 only means of escape\u201d So, absolutely not read-aloud. A room summary, I guess? It\u2019s pretty meaningless. From there it has some bullets with major features and then a bunch of words (at least a page per room) describing whatever is going on. I guess it\u2019s ok. I would prefer a summary of the room contents, for the players, especially ina one-shot tourney adventure, but, whatever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Each room, or, most of them anyway, is a little puzzle thing. Some come right out of Grimtooth. One room has a bunch of colored statues in it and and you have to replace a missing gemstone. Did you use a gemstone the colour of the statue? WRONG! It looks random to me. A green stone goes in the red one. A blue in the orange one. It just seems like trial and error. Random. And a lot of this seems like that. There\u2019s a certain open-ended nature of a lot of the rooms. One has a wall of force holding back a bunch of acid, with a petrified demon eye floating on top \u2026 and a tall well structure you can climb down to get in to the acid. Fuck around and find out how to get the eye; there is no solution presented. That\u2019s chill with me, as along as the rooms are not prescriptive in disallowing things \u2026 and they are not. So, random challenges, but, also, open ended ones? It could be worse. They do, in places, hit funhouse in nature, with things like a demonic slot machine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, do you want to play a deathtrap dungeon? Do you want rooms with random trial and error elements that remove player agency by their very nature? Do you want rather bland room descriptions? (Which, I guess, I shouldn\u2019t complain about. It\u2019s a tourney adventure, which is not something one enjoys but rather suffers through?) So, if you want that stuff then here you go. The formatting could be better, a lot better, but it\u2019s not impossible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I don’t know why people request things like this? You really wanted to see a review of it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is $12 at DriveThru. The preview is four pages. You get to see the first room, which shows you the format but not the puzzle\/encounter style. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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