{"id":7832,"date":"2022-03-12T07:37:00","date_gmt":"2022-03-12T12:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=7832"},"modified":"2022-03-01T17:40:13","modified_gmt":"2022-03-01T22:40:13","slug":"the-dungeons-of-grimhold-keep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=7832","title":{"rendered":"The Dungeons of Grimhold Keep"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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By J\nNew Realms Publishing\nOSRIC\nLevels 1-3<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
Once a dwarven stronghold guarding the Great Trade Road, the Grimhold Keep has fallen into ruin.  Rumors claim, though, that an extensive network of tunnels and chambers exists beneath the ruins.  Home to all manner of horrors and traps, the dungeons are also said to house the hoarded wealth of marauding bandits and monsters.  Only a brave party of adventurers can survive the dangers to discover the truth. Enter the depths of Grimhold Keep in search of gold, glory and adventure.  But beware, the denizens of the dark depths are a danger to all who dare to enter their domain.  And there are rumors of a new power rising, one that bears the symbol of the crowned skull.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who the fuck recommended this thing to me? The background has nothing to do with the adventure. This is HeroQuest. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You draw a card to determine the room shape. You draw a card to determine the monster in the room. When you search it you draw a card to see what you found. I hate my fucking life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here\u2019s your room :\u201cNumerous narrow tunnels pierce the far wall of this large room. Bones, rags and rusted arms litter the floor.\u201d Numerous. That\u2019s fun, right?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here\u2019s your monster: \u201cA clicking sound fills the air as a large, multi-colored centipede scuttles into view\u201d Large and multi-coloured. I\u2019m astounded at the wonder and majesty. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Man, I just wanna play a good game of D&D. Someone? Anyone? I’m gonna go get fucked up. Make sure and join my Patreon for loads more interesting and informative reviews like this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is $3.50 at DriveThru. There is no full sized preview, alas. How can I make a purchasing decision without a preview? Oh, Lament!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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