{"id":7710,"date":"2021-12-29T07:11:00","date_gmt":"2021-12-29T12:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=7710"},"modified":"2021-12-21T08:50:08","modified_gmt":"2021-12-21T13:50:08","slug":"caught-in-the-webs-of-past-and-present-no-artpunk-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=7710","title":{"rendered":"Caught in the Webs of Past and Present – (No ArtPunk #5?)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Number two in an eight-part series. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

This is a compilation of the best eight entries from Prince\u2019s recent No ArtPunk contest. Basically, you had to use published monsters, magic items, etc, with one unique allowance allowed in each category. Settle in, I\u2019m reviewing one adventure at a time. Also, I admit that an orgy of women, wine, bread, circuses, and self-absorbed loathing kept me from reading Prince\u2019s commentary earlier. So I\u2019m going in to this blind. Let\u2019s see what \u201cwinning\u201d entries look like, shall we?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Caught in the Webs of Past and Present\nGabor Csomos\nS&W\nLevels 4-6<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
This eighteen page adventure contains a two level ruined elven palace with about forty rooms. It\u2019s got great evocative writing, knows how to write a room description for play at the table, and does a great job using basic and standard creatures and tropes to fresh effect. It is what we in the biz like to call \u201ca good adventure.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A good adventure. What is that? Full of gonzo and breaking new ground? No, not at all. It doesn\u2019t have to be that at all. I see a lot of adventures, ince I review a lot of adventures. There\u2019s a common complaint, in reviewer culture, that reviewers only like the new and fresh. That\u2019s not true. Reviewers, of all types, are not addicted to new and fresh. What they want is to see something REALIZED. A concept, fleshed out, and brought to life. Sometimes this is new and unique content. But it doesn\u2019t have to be, and, in fact, it may be easier to NOT be new and fresh. I lament, frequently, the post-Tolkein age of fantasy where all fantasy looks generically the same. But at the same time I love the more folklore based stuff. It FEELS right, in a way that generic fantasy tropes do not. The issue is not it being folklore or trophy. The issues is someone realizing the vision. And Gabor Csomos realizes their vision. (Apologies to all of my non-English readers. Gabor has some of freaky foreign accent things in their name, the kind that scares Americans, and I\u2019m too lazy to figure out how to make it work on my keyboard. So, please insert of random accent marks and pretend I\u2019m not a lazy shit.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
There\u2019s some elven ruins nearby. A part of adventurers chased a monster in them. They didn\u2019t come out. A small series of hooks plays on this. Maybe they were your buds, and there\u2019s thing where they came to aid a few times or buddied up to you in the bar, and now you kind of feel obligated to save them? GREAT hook, the kind of integrates in to the campaign through play, rather than \u201cyour mom got kidnapped\u201d sort of BS. A hook that appeals to the PLAYERS. Or, the Iron Tyrant, an enemy of that party, wantsyou to go find their bodies\/any survivors so they can properly punish them with a limetime of torture. Sweet! Those are some fucking hooks man! Great examples of a short, one or two sentence hook, that brings SO much more life to the adventure than the usual generic shit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our wanderers include an evil NPC party (Yeah! Gutboy parties are used nearly enough!) a troll, collecting stones to build a new bridge nearby, and a ghost who sometimes stares at you from a distance and sometimes tries to kill you. It\u2019s name, in the statblock? The Strangling Ghost. FUCK YEAH! That\u2019s how you add color to an adventure. Not ghost. Any fucking adventure can have a fucking ghost. STRANGLING ghost. One extra fucking word. Just one, and it brings that fucking dumb ass wandering monster encounter to life in a way that most designers could never even dream of. One fucking word. The RIGHT fucking word. That\u2019s the key to this shit. Terse, evocative. It feels right. A troll with a bridge? Duh, right, exactly. How the fuck do you think bridges get byult in fantasy worlds? By trolls, of course!  Duh! It feels the fuck right, right? He\u2019s not at his bridge though, that\u2019s the trope. He\u2019s building it, a little twist. Perfect.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIf you want to be a gladiator then act like a gladiator\u201d says the OD&D advice for responding to player who want to be a gladiator. New D&D would have a bunch ofmechanicssurrounding it. OD&D says \u201cact like one.\u201d The vargouille on the wandering table. You know, the head\/neck\/spine\/inestines monster? It\u2019s elves. Or, rather, \u201cthe flying angry heads \u2026 of what used to be elves.\u201d Because its an ancient elven ruin that\u2019s been cursed, that\u2019s why! No need for special rules or new monsters. Just theme the fucking perfectly and move the fuck on. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Look, I can go on and on and on on this adventure. A staff floating in water with a clear blue gem on top. That\u2019s a fucking magic item. You all know its a fucking magic item. How? Cause its fucking cool. It\u2019s a cool fucking way to find something. It summons the cultural memory. And you\u2019re right, it is a magic item. It\u2019s a staff of fucking power with fifty fucking charges! Ex-fucking-caliber man! Fucking Epic!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The entrance to the complex are come vine covered columns with statues in them, and a saying. You are entering a new place. The mythic underworld. The body of a dead adventurer is full of wasp larvea inside. Gross! And exactly what SHOULD happen in a room with giant wasps in it. A risty metal statue stands outside of a rearing horse. Ispective characters may notice the ground aroun it frozen. Brown Mold! BECAUSE THaTS THE FUCK HOW IT WORKS! This is fucking perfect. You see the description, you don\u2019t think brown mold, and then after you fuck up you\u2019re like \u201cfuck! Yes! It was obvious!\u201d  And it\u2019s just vanilla shit from the book. Valinna and generic are not the same, as this adventure points out time and again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Formatting it good. The descriptions reveal enough to the party to follow up on and bolded keywords guide the DM to those elements. Traps are foreshadowed. There\u2019s a fucking EVIL ass arena that stalks the party. It all makes perfect sense. The encounters FEEL fresh even though they are only book items. An alter to evil has a pentagram drawn in blood with a goat skull. BECAUSE THATS WHAT ALTERS TO EVIL LOOK LIKE!!! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This adventure, alone, is worth the pice of adventure to the No Artpunk book.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A good adventure. Using only book items. Not the best adventure ever written. Not gonzo. Not special. Just a rock fucking solid examples of what a good adventure fod D&D looks like. Would that every adventure be like this!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is Pay What You Want at DriveThru, with a suggested price of $10. Proceeds are going to the Autism Research Institute. A subtle dig?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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