{"id":7304,"date":"2021-05-03T07:21:00","date_gmt":"2021-05-03T11:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=7304"},"modified":"2021-04-21T08:24:24","modified_gmt":"2021-04-21T12:24:24","slug":"the-goblins-lair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=7304","title":{"rendered":"The Goblins Lair"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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By Tony Garcia\nVoxelhouse\nB\/X\nLevels 1-3<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
Constant attacks have been carried out in the forest region near Holyrock. The small town of Taveiro Village was raided by a group of Goblins that are plundering the agricultural region near the city. There is suspicion that there is a lair of these beings near the village, but so far, no one has been able to find the place. The mayor of the city is hiring adventurers to discover and eliminate this band of Goblins. It offers a big reward, in addition to allowing the booty found with these beings to own the heroes. Are you ready for the challenge?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This ten page adventure uses one page to describe a seven room linear goblins cave. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The sheet with the map on it has a monster reference stats also. This is great, you\u2019ve got all the reference material you need on one sheet. Also, the entrance to the goblin cave is covered by a bush, with a wooden ladder descending six feet in to the darkness. That\u2019s cute. Like every waterfall having a cave behind it. And six feet under? Why \u2026 that\u2019s refreshing! And speaking of waterfalls, the latrine has a gem in it! Nice!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Otherwise this is an unremarkable adventure. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The goblins caves are separated by about ten or twenty feet of hallway, and there\u2019s no order of battle, they all just die in their rooms. Their very very linear rooms \u2026 just one hall after another until the boss goblin at the end. Most rooms don\u2019t even have stuff in them, like that gem in the latrine. Instead the DM is instructed to roll a d6 and on a 5 or 6 there\u2019s a gem in the latrine. In other rooms there might be 50gp if the DM rolls a 5 or 6. This is NOT how randomness is used in adventures. It does nothing for the adventure. Just put the fucking shit in. Or, the \u201croll once for each player on the treasure table in the book\u201d note. Nope. Not gonna do it. That\u2019s the designers job. To not just roll on the table in the book but to put something fresh and interesting in the adventure. That\u2019s the literal job of the designer. Otherwise you\u2019re just doing what I\u2019m doing, narrating something.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The \u201cinvestigation\u201d piece is similar. Searching a farmhouse you could find AN ENCOUNTER (never detailed) or footsteps to track to a forest. Inside you could find GOBLINS, or a dead body or a dying goblin (the later two never details) all on a random roll. And, then, confusingly, there is another random table for exploring the forest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The \u201cadventure\u201d is doing everything wrong. I\u2019m sure the designer is full of enthusiasm but the results don\u2019t match their vision. By a long shot. No evocative descriptions. No interactivity. Linear design. There\u2019s just nothing here.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I need some fucking joy in my D&D life and game night is two days away. Ug!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is Pay What You Want at DriveThru with a suggested price of $1. The preview is six pages, you can see the entire adventure. Enjoy that one page of room keys and that one page of investigations. They should point you in the right direction …<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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