{"id":7182,"date":"2021-03-08T07:11:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-08T12:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=7182"},"modified":"2021-02-23T06:07:59","modified_gmt":"2021-02-23T11:07:59","slug":"the-shifting-sands-dd-adventure-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=7182","title":{"rendered":"The Shifting Sands, D&D adventure review"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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By Joseph Mohr\nOld School Role Playing\nOSRIC\nLevels 5-7<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
The desert sands of the Jural Empire are a dangerous place to visit. The sands are deep and are constantly in motion. Recently a sand storm uncovered an ancient pyramid that may be a thousand years old or more. It is believed that this may be the tomb of Emperor Nkuku who was a rich and powerful ruler long ago. What dangers and treasures might be discovered?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This 38 page adventure uses about sixteen pages to describe about eighty rooms in a five level pyramid. It is exactly what you would expect if I said \u201cminimally keyed pyramid adventure.\u201d It\u2019s 5:43 am and I just put some Beam in my coffee, leftover from my weekend 44 cup coffeehouse adventure, to combat the ennui I now feel. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I don\u2019t understand minimally keyed adventures. Obviously. It SEEMS like someone has put a lot of effort in to this. I mean, it\u2019s almost forty pages. There are dyson maps. Someone typed the entire thing up. There is some amount of effort that goes in to something like this. Some major effort, I\u2019m guessing. And yet, it just feels \u2026 empty? Hollow? Like, what\u2019s the point? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here\u2019s the wandering monster table:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
1. 1-4 Mummies<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2. Dun Pudding<\/p>\n\n\n\n
3. 1-4 Mummies<\/p>\n\n\n\n
4. Dust Devil<\/p>\n\n\n\n
5. 1-4 Mummies<\/p>\n\n\n\n
6. 1-4 Mummies led by a Priest of Raal<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you inspired, now, as a DM to run an awesome game? Is this something better than you could have written on your own? Does your mind leap at the possibilities of a table with \u201c1-4 Mummies\u201d appearing repeatedly on it? Are you excitedly planning how to introduce those mummies to your party? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThis area is empty except for a trail of very old wrappings. They nearly crumble at the touch.\u201d The trail doesn\u2019t go anywhere. It\u2019s just window dressing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThis area has three guards standing upright against the north wall. Two hold a weapons. The third does not need weapons. All are zombies but each is a monster zombie of a different type of creature\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAll along this large hallway are murals depicting the god Raal and the Emperor Nkuku. Scenes of great battles seem to dominate the work.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThe hallway is dark. The walls, floor and ceiling are made from sand stone. The desert wind can be heard whistling in the halls.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cPedestal – Resting upon a pedestal here is a golden crown. The crown is adorned with sapphires, fire opals and emeralds. It is worth as much as 25000 gold pieces\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThe doors to this room are locked. This is Nkuku\u2019s work shop. He does experimental research here and is working on creating a new type of golem. Parts of this creature standing upright in the room. Right now it only consists of a torso and a pair of leg bones. What kind of golem is being created is a mystery as it looks like none the adventurers have ever seen or heard of. On a small table here is a large tome. It is a Manual of Animation\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The fucking experimental workshop of an undead pharoah. \u201cParts of this creature standing upright in the room, a torso and pair of leg bones.\u201d I guess I should be happy that I got \u201cleg bones\u201d instead of \u201clegs.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I don\u2019t really know how to describe something like this. Let\u2019s say you went to the grocery. You see a 6\u201d by 6\u201d by 1\u201d lump of grey color in plastic wrap. It\u2019s labeled \u201cmeat.\u201d It\u2019s $3. What exactly is the point of such a thing? It\u2019s not for date night. I mean, I hope your date has more self-respect than to date you if you prepare something like that. And it\u2019s not for you to eat, I hope. I don\u2019t want to come off elitist, but, there\u2019s more to life than Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Everything is just so \u2026 bland. Why would you select something like this to fill your evening of gaming with? Are you proving how macho you are? Are you distinguishing yourself from those upstart kids with their spires of iron and crystal? Under what circumstances do you see something like this and get excited about it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It\u2019s a recently uncovered pyramid. It will be covered by sand again in 2d6 days. Is there a point to that? Thinking about that artificial timer, does it actually work in a case like this? I get it, its supposed to represent the shifting sands of the desert \u2026 but in an actual game? Is it going to come up?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It\u2019s a hundred miles from nearest town, the text tells us. It\u2019s only one mile from the nearest oasis. It takes five days to travel there. I guess that\u2019s from the nearest town? Is that right? A hundred miles in fives days in the desert? The green smoke that the interior text tells us rises from the top of the pyramid \u2026 it\u2019s not mentioned anywhere else in the adventure when you approach it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I don\u2019t understand these things. It feels like work. It feels like drudgery. It feels like mechanically chewing some grey \u201cmeat\u201d without regard to enjoyment. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is NT going to help the DM run a good game. Sure, it\u2019s terse Mr Bathwater, but where\u2019s the baby?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is Pay What You Want at DriveThru, with a suggested price of $3. The preview is six pages, with the last page showing you the first two rooms. Rejoice in the preview of a minimally keyed adventure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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