{"id":6896,"date":"2020-09-23T07:11:00","date_gmt":"2020-09-23T11:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=6896"},"modified":"2020-09-14T20:45:33","modified_gmt":"2020-09-15T00:45:33","slug":"5e-hell-prisons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=6896","title":{"rendered":"(5e) Hell Prisons"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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By Filip Gruszczynski\nSelf Published\n5e\nLevel 5<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
Welcome to an infernal dungeon run by fiends! The devils are trying to tip the scales of the Blood War by establishing soul conversion facilities. These terrifying prisons are used to torment souls with an intention of creating more powerful devils and filling the battlegrounds of Avernus with powerful soldiers. Only brave adventurers can disrupt this horrifying scheme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This 24 page adventure describes a three level dungeon, in hell, that is a prison run by devils. It has a nicely bureaucratic take on ell, and its devils, which adds a delightful aspect to the adventure. The map is simplistic, the read-aloud longish and the DM text could be formatted much better, to the point my eyes kind of glaze over. But, great room concepts!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is there anything more conforming to our modern souls than seeing the concepts of of our lives exaggerated, just a bit, and then having the phase \u201cit\u2019s actually Hell. No, literally, it is Hell\u201d: added to it? There\u2019s a fine fine line here. You want to make Hell bureaucratic, and depict the Lawful evil nature of the devils and their corruption, but you don\u2019t want to go all the way in to farce, depicting an actual DMV, for example. You\u2019re taking the movie Brazil and then setting it in Hell. The scenes must be recognizable, approaching farce but not quite reaching that line. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This adventure does that, and that\u2019s what I mean by \u201cGreat Room Concepts.\u201d It\u2019s taking things we recognize of bureaucracy and power and just pushing it a little bit more, and adding Devils and Hell to it. The Devils, this being a prison, have a commissary. Plus, you know, this is Lord Mammon, greedy boy that he is, looking for some extra lucre. But no one figured that the prisoners would have nothing to buy with, so a bored devil sits behind the counter. Or, a torture device workshop, Mammon,getting the loewest price contractors to work on it, some slave Duergar \u2026 who ar enote particularly interested in attacking the party \u2026 unless there are dwarves present, of course. The devils in the barracks could not really care less about the party, being off duty at the time. There\u2019s also an element of bribery involved with the devils \u2026 they always being willing to make a deal, well, generally, as long as its in their favor. You recognize this shit from your job. You recognize it from trying to get customer service from some megacorp, or dealing with some government bureaucracy.  It\u2019s familiar, and therefore fun, with not pushed to the level of farce. Or, maybe not to level of a literal DMV in Hell anyway. This is a Hell, maybe the first one I\u2019ve ever seen, that I can really get behind and see having fun running. The devils are their own worst enemies, or at least their LE nature is anyway. LE Hell finally makes sense. You can imagine an exasperated Cobra Commander …errr \u2026 Megatron \u2026 errr \u2026 Asmodeus, wondering why he just can\u2019t get anything done. (Fun Bryce Fact, I own four action figures. Johnny Cage, who is not afraid to die, a giant Starscream, cause he\u2019s the best, a giant Cobra Commander, cause he deserves better, and a giant Grand Moff Tarkin, cause he hold Vaders fucking leash. Yeah hierarchy!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is, though, the end of my compliments.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Read-aloud tends to be long, six or seven lines, and fall in to the common trap of over explaining. In the aforementioned Torture\u2019s Workshop you see hunched silhouette gathere in the middle of the room loudly discussing a new contraction \u2026 and iron chair by the look of it. TMI! TMI! This destroys the ability of the characters to ask \u201cwhat are they looking at?\u201d Preceding the part I quoted is a pretty exhaustive list of things in the room, parts mostly, again, just adding words without depth. You want your read-aloud to be evocative but not to destroy the interactivity of the room, the back and forth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
DM text is then likewise long. Again, the torturers room, we get the backstory of the outsourcing vs unskilled labor thing Mammon has going on. That\u2019s fun, but not really relevant to the actual play. (An aside or two like this during the adventure, for the DM, is ok; I\u2019m not a total killjoy.) But, what\u2019s missing, is WHAT they are talking about with the chair. Just replacing the Mammon stuff with a line about \u201cYes, but can we get the blood sausages any cheaper?\u201d or some such would have added a lot and given the DM something to spring board from when the party asks \u201cwhat are they talking about?\u201d Better formatting, in general, separating the mechanics from the excellent fluff, could also be in order. It kind of runs together frequently and distracts. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The map is simple, just a circle with rooms hanging off of it for each of the three levels. No real exploration. And there\u2019s no real key. The rooms are \u201cBedroom\u201d or \u201cBarracks.\u201d Please put in numbers. It\u2019s almost always the right thing to do, a traditional key, in a dungeon like this. Some rooms have quite the screams coming from them, or steam pouring out. This is SOMETIMES noted in the section before the read-aloud, sometimes not, but it would also have been nice to note it on the map, letting the party know whet they see\/hear\/etc BEFORE, while looking\/listening down the hallway. I always appreciate map queues to the DM.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The prisoners also tend to be generic. \u201cHumanoids\u201d appear a lot, without anything else. There is one small table of prisoners, but without personalities, just \u201cwarforged cleric of Bob\u201d or some such. One page of good NPC prisoners would have gone a long way. Likewise, there are three examples of deals the devils will make, but a little table, or morse guidance here, would have gone a long way. It\u2019s also doing this thing where \u201croll three times on the DMG table to see what magic items are for sale \u2026\u201d No. Just no. Put the magic item in the adventure. Just do the work ahead of time for us. It\u2019s ok. We appreciate it. And, of course, there\u2019s no level range on the cover or in the product description. Bad publisher! No \u201cRegerts\u201d for you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A nice idea, but it needed more work to bring the ideas home in a gameable way. But, it knows what to do with the concepts, and that’s a far sight more than most genero plot adventures.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is $2 at DMsGuild. The preview is three pages and all three show dungeon rooms. Yeah! You can see the sample NPC table, the expansive read-aloud, and messy DM text. Good preview.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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