{"id":6889,"date":"2020-09-19T07:11:00","date_gmt":"2020-09-19T11:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=6889"},"modified":"2020-09-09T10:59:24","modified_gmt":"2020-09-09T14:59:24","slug":"valor-in-the-prison-of-despair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=6889","title":{"rendered":"Valor in the Prison of Despair"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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By John Josten\nBoard Enterprises\nOSR\nLevels 5-6<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
Deep underground there is a prison where they keep some of the most terrifying monsters found in all of fantasy.  But these are predators, not prey.  How to keep them fed?  That answer is far worse than you have already imagined.  Are you ready to take on but prisoners and jailors?  If not, could it mean the end to the city?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This 76 page adventure uses about 24 pages to describe a one hundred room dungeon. Kind of. It\u2019s basically just shit to stab and VERY long room DM notes. A textbook heartbreaker.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Look, no one is born with some kind of innate ability to know how to write an adventure. Adventure writing is technical writing of a special sort and it\u2019s foolish to think that, BAM, right out of the gate, you\u2019ll write a good one. Yeah, yo know where this review is going, don\u2019t you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I tend to focus on three main pillars of writing: interactivity, ease of use, and evocative writing, while bringing in that Special Sauce, Design, on occasion. All of these areas require some understanding of the purpose of an adventure (to be run at the table) and take some skill to pull off. None of them are gating conditions, but, in general, I\u2019m much less forgiving if an adventure is easy to use (\u201cit didn\u2019t make me want to stab my eyes out\u201d.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The chief complaint of adventures is that they are hard to use and require too much prep. This generally gets to the length of the text and in the encounters and how it is organized. This adventure gets it wrong in almost every way. It takes 1.5 pages, for example, to describe the gates in the dungeon: open, closed, controlled, and destroyed. One and a half pages. It goes in to detail not only on the description of the gates but also on the DM mechanics of opening a gate. This is crazy. I\u2019m not messing with that. It\u2019s too much to hold in your head and too long to easily reference, especially as presented in the text. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The text relies a great deal on read-aloud. In italics. I will continue to harp on this point: long sections of italics, especially in a small font, are hard to read. If your own personal experience is not enough to convince you (after all, Mr. D, a demon might be deceiving you \u2026) then there have been numerous academic studies stating the same thing. And yet the text here relies on LONG sections of it, in a small font. Essentially, th read-aloud. My eyes glaze over. I hate it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then there\u2019s the room text proper, mostly DM notes, that drone on and on about trivia. This room used to be. How the room is currently used but there is no one in this empty room to use it that way. The room \u201cappears\u201d to be something. It\u2019s crazy how much of these rooms are padded out with text that makes no sense in the adventure. The designer is confusing text length, and a fully fleshed out description\/purpose of the dungeon, with it being a \u201cgood\u201d room\/adventure. The purpose of the adventure is not an academic paper on the lifestyle of the dungeon inhabitants. It\u2019s to run a great game at the table. In this regard, more is not More, More is Less. It makes the text long and hard to scan during play. It pulls the DM out during long pauses. The padding out of ineffective text, like \u201cappears to be … \u201c just adds to the problem. Rooms that are a column or longer are not unusual. \u201cIt currently has no one in it.\u201d Well no shit; the adventure tells us when there is. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And, what is Interactivity? Is it stabbing shit? Is combat the only purpose of D&D, especially older D&D without its tactics porn to keep it company? To its credit the adventure does several factions and prisoners to talk to, but that\u2019s only one part of good interactivity. There is no exploratory elements, no mystery, no wonder. No statues to fuck with and buttons to push. No fruit trees to poison yourself with. The resources to interact with, and perhaps exploit, are just not present. There\u2019s a mini-game where you could avoid the big wandering monster boss in each section of the dungeon, but that\u2019s not real great either. Room after room of boring and boring stabbing. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Finally there\u2019s the hardest thing, Evocative Writing. Good writing is hard, I will admit, and takes practice. \u201cA huge ugly earthworm appears.\u201d  Huge is a boring word. Ugly is a conclusion. Nothing make up good evocative writing. Use your thesaurus. Show, don\u2019t tell. Agonize over your words to come up with a great, but terse, description. In fact, the earthworm is the exception, most monsters don\u2019t even get descriptions in their entries, their appendix being just culture and history shit, boring to the players about to stab it. \u201cThe walls of the chamber are fairly smooth.\u201d \u201cThere appears to be no one in this chamber.\u201d A bizarre creature with huge legs. The entries do not come alive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The designer clearly had a vision, witness all of the extra pages that describe background and how to play Old School. But they failed in their execution, byt a long margin. I would call this almost the textbook example of how to write an ineffective adventure. \u201cDon\u2019t do anything this adventure does.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is $5 at DriveThru. The preview is seven pages. You get to see the background and none of the room entries. Not a good preview; the preview should dhow s some of the actual encounters. That\u2019s the purpose, to see if what the designer has written is worth our time. And, in spite of it being stat\u2019d for OSR play, it does not tell us the level range before buying it. The level range is buried somewhere in the mountains of text inside of the adventure. I weep for the future.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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