{"id":6765,"date":"2020-07-11T07:11:00","date_gmt":"2020-07-11T11:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=6765"},"modified":"2020-07-03T09:01:04","modified_gmt":"2020-07-03T13:01:04","slug":"the-descendant-revenge-burning-of-novikov","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=6765","title":{"rendered":"The Descendant Revenge: Burning of Novikov"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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By Ignatious M\nPPM S&W\n\"Mid Levels\"<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
The village of Novikov is cut off by winter storms. No one can enter or leave. Then a hideous monster attacks and it is down to the heroes of your game to save the village.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
**withering sigh**<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, I was at this local used bookstore last weekend to find a copy of Finnigan\u2019s Wake, cause I\u2019m a fucking idiot, and they had these mystery grabbags of books. $5! So I buy one and come home and excitedly unwrap my present to myself. It\u2019s full of Harlequin romance novels. Fifteen of them. (A brief perusal indicates women like Ranch Dudes, Horses, and Bad Boys. So, now you know.) Anyway, so inspired, I\u2019m going to get a new bookshelf for the Volcano Lair I\u2019m going to go BACK to that bookstore and buy ALL of the grab bags, banking on the fact that they are almost certainly all Harlequins. I\u2019m going to STUFF that new bookshelf full of the romance novels. Absolutely pack it. Then, I\u2019m going to buy one copy of every James Joyce novel and randomly disperse them on the bookshelf. The working title for this object d\u2019arte is \u201cYeesss!\u201d, taken, of course, from the end of Ulysses and having nothing at all to do with the breathless sighs of women in the romance novels. Which reminds me, I should try and read one. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What? The review? You want a review? I quite assure you that my BS new bookshelf project is MUCH more interesting than this adventure. What? Fine. Whatever. Here\u2019s the review.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This fifteen page adventure sucks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ok, ok, ok. It\u2019s an outline, notes, even, with formatting so bad that it CAN\u2019T be intentional. There\u2019s no adventure to be had here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What this is is one of those \u201c50 adventure ideas on one page\u201d sort of things, slightly expanded, and then padded out to fifteen pages. It\u2019s nothing more than outline, notes, of a general setup. There\u2019s a chick in the inn who hates the dude that owns the town. She has two flesh golems in a mine that sometimes attack miners. In about a month she\u2019s going to unleash her hoard of fifty fletch golems on the town to destroy it. The party are cops. There\u2019s a miner who\u2019s a boxer. You now have your adventure. If you just take what I typed and expand that to fifteen pages (Well, I don\u2019t know, maybe six pages once all of the copyright, title, cover, etc pages are removed) then you\u2019ll have your adventure. But, don\u2019t actually include anything remotely specific.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is labeled as a great way to start a new campaign. As town guards, finding lost kids, breaking up a bar fight, etc. At \u201cmid levels\u201d. WIth two 8HD flesh golems. And an army of 50 more flesh golems. I seriously have no idea how this all fits together.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The specificity, or slack thereof, is depressing. There are no details at all, on anything. Just \u201cyou\u2019re town guards doing town guard stuff.\u201d or \u201cLet the party wander around for awhile.\u201d At first, while looking this over, I though I was reading a summary of the adventure and I was like \u201cCool! An overview to help orient myself!\u201d No. THen I figured out that this WAS the adventure. It is abstracted to a level I\u2019ve not seen before. There are maps, small Dyson ones, of a, I don\u2019t know, four room mine? But not keyed and no keyring. That 50 flesh golem army? Mentioned, like, once, and no more. There are no rooms. There are no real encounters other than \u201cyou meet two flesh golems in the mines if you follow up on the screaming miners.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThis adventure is based on the principles of Old School gaming. It does not detail every skill test and challenges down to the specific skill and difficulty level. It is left to the Dungeon Master to set suitable challenges for their players and their characters.\u201d That\u2019s what the adventure tells us up front. But, there are NO skills. No difficulties. No details. No encounters. Not even a coherent message to decipher. This is BAD<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And, the formatting if off. It\u2019s like paragraph breaks were forgotten in places. You keep questioning yourself, \u201cWow, this is a long rumor and oddly specific \u2026 OH! There\u2019s a missing line return in there somewhere!\u201d And this happens over and over again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is not a coherent adventure. If it were, it would just be some ideas that a boring friend of yours in a bar pitched to you one night for two minutes. There\u2019s nothing here.\u00a0 Also … I don’t know that there is any burning? At all?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is $3 at DriveThru. It manages a better preview than most, at six pages and showing some random pages. Pages two and three are the core of the adventure and display all of the issues. Feel free to check them out. That\u2019s your adventure, mostly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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