{"id":6736,"date":"2020-06-20T07:11:00","date_gmt":"2020-06-20T11:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=6736"},"modified":"2020-06-08T16:36:14","modified_gmt":"2020-06-08T20:36:14","slug":"5e-osr-the-obsidian-keep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=6736","title":{"rendered":"(5e\/OSR) The Obsidian Keep"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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By Joseph Robert Lewis\nDungeon Age Adventures\nOSR\/5e\nLevels 1-3<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
Last month, a fleet of holy warships sailed out to destroy the evil sorcerers of the Obsidian Keep. The fleet never returned. Today there is a call for righteous heroes (or brave treasure hunters) to find the fleet, rescue the sailors, recover lost treasures, and discover the fate of the cruel masters of the Obsidian Keep!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This 35 page adventure is good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What, you want fucking more? Ug. Ok.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This 35 page adventure is REALLY good. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Still not good enough? FINE!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tremble! Tremble in the presence of Joseph Robert Lewis. You are not worthy! None of us are worthy. Fuck you Joseph Rober Lewis! Fuck you for writing this! Now, for the rest of our days we will all live in this shadow of this work. Now, every fucking adventure I review, every fucking adventure I ever pull out to run at a con has to be measured against this one. What kind of life is that? What terrible future lies ahead for us all, knowing that this exists? This fucking thing is CLEAN. Clean, and sharper than the sharpest scalpel. It\u2019s as close to pick and run as you can get, I think. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Good enough now?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Obsidian Keep, Evil Duke 7 Duchess live their and raid the sea lanes. Empire sends ships to destroy it. They don\u2019t come back. Terrible storm. Now word from anyone. Now, it\u2019s two weeks later. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This has four separate sections: the harbor, the beach area, the grounds of the keep, and the keep proper. Let\u2019s say that each one has about fifteen encounter locations. Each section has a little overview to start, easy to scan. Each section has i\u2019s own full page map, easy to read. The layout is three-column, with good use of bolding, underlining, bullets, indents and whitespace. You can tell IMMEDIATELY that this is easy to use. I mean that. Glancing at it you\u2019re like \u201cwell, this is obvious.\u201d  The formatting here is SO good that it it appears simple. Trivial even. And yet \u2026 A general read-aloud overview, with sections underlined. The underlined wors lead you to bullets, with bolding. It\u2019s all super easy to find the information you need and the writing is terse, easy to scan and easy to hold in your head. There are boxed offsets and \u2026 ?vertical lines? That serve to further organize text. It\u2019s crazy how usable this is. Monster stats for that section are at the end of that section. Magic items appear in offset boxes and again at the end for ease of reference. Maps are clean, easy to read and reference (and generally non-linear, since only the keep is constrained by walls.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The first three parts serve as a gateway to each other and to the keep proper. You see things. You hear things. You are slowly getting closer and closer to the thing in the distance: the Obsidian keep. Entrance to the Mythic Fucking Underworld indeed! Maybe it needs just a little mist (well, in the three outdoor areas) with things barely visible in it and sounds \u2026 but I\u2019ll give that a pass. Cause its obvious you should do that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You find survivors in the harbor, of the shipwrecks. They want rescued. You gonna do that? How bigs the rowboat *the designer tells you) You gonna take them back to your main ship, anchored in the distance? Gonna risk more wandering encounters for that? And the people on the beach, gonna do that also? Fucking wanderers are great. A sailor on flotsam, paddling toward you, calling for help, a shark fin circling him\u2026 desperate sailors. Creatures seen but disappearing again in the water. These are SUPER brief. One sentence. Sometimes two. But evocative as all fuck and each DOING SOMETHING. Building dread. Actionable situations. Lots and lots of things to talk to. Clues to other areas. Interesting situations. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
NPC\u2019s are brief, just a few words, but memorable. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The writing is clean, terse, and evocative. \u201cA mass of tiny legs and tails wriggles on the surface, but makes no progress in any direction.\u201d or A\u201cn overturned hull rests above the waves on a rocky point. From a square hole in one side, a woman sits fishing.\u201d or \u201cFive harbor sharks thrash just below the surface. A few logs and a yellow jacket bob away. The frothing waves are red.\u201d Terse. Packed up. Pretty good writing and descriptions. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Magic items are well described in just a sentence or two and generally unique. \u201cMARINER\u2019S LANTERN The dim red glow from this magic lantern offers little light, but it clears away fog for 100 feet in all directions.\u201d Yes, please!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My complaint, here, is that after all of the lead in the keep proper is short, with only about seven rooms, in a row. Very good rooms, but a bit anticlimactic after the journey to get there. This thing could support a sequel, concentrating and expanding on just the keep. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like all of The Best, I do a shitty job describing it and why it is The Best. Yeah, the keep could be better. Yeah, I can quibble with word choices and suggest even more in the way of evocative writing. But, come on man, it\u2019s immediately obvious, from every aspect, that this is a good adventure. Not just Acceptable (9\/10) but Good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is $3 at DriveThru. The preview is sixteen pages and shows you some of everything. Perfect preview. And this thing is only $3? Jesus Christ, how much fucking money have I wasted in my life on adventures that were NOT this?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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