{"id":6711,"date":"2020-06-06T07:11:00","date_gmt":"2020-06-06T11:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=6711"},"modified":"2020-05-27T09:29:56","modified_gmt":"2020-05-27T13:29:56","slug":"a-single-small-cut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=6711","title":{"rendered":"A Single, Small Cut"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/smallcut.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6710\" width=\"280\" height=\"397\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/smallcut.jpg 559w, https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/smallcut-211x300.jpg 211w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">By Michael Curtis\nLotFP\nLotFP\nLevel 3<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHuman greed meeting weird horror with a quite messy outcome.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is one encounter padded out to eleven pages. You can\u2019t write something good when it\u2019s padded out like that.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some dudes have cloudkilled everyone in a small church and stuffed their bodies in the crypt below. Fake priest is upstairs while some dudes loot the crypts. Party wanders in. Priest ambushes them with four extra dudes in the choir loft. Then a monster bursts out of the crypt stairs, having killed the dudes below.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That\u2019s your eleven pages.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s like one of those Dungeon Magazine Side Trek adventures. Except this one is eleven pages long.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yess, Killface, we can never go back to Arizona.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why even try anymore?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is $2 at DriveThru. The preview is two pages, the title page and the FIRST page of background. You get to see nothing of the adventure. It\u2019s got 23 reviews and four stars. Whatever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.drivethrurpg.com\/product\/129613\/A-Single-Small-Cut?1892600\">https:\/\/www.drivethrurpg.com\/product\/129613\/A-Single-Small-Cut?1892600<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hey, you like seeing this shit? Neither do I. There&#8217;s a Patreon link to support me.  I wouldn&#8217;t use it, but, hey, whatever you want.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/join\/tenfootpole?\">https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/join\/tenfootpole?<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Michael Curtis LotFP LotFP Level 3 \u201cHuman greed meeting weird horror with a quite messy outcome.\u201d This is one encounter padded out to eleven pages. You can\u2019t write something good when it\u2019s padded out like that.&nbsp; Some dudes have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=6711\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6710,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[20,29,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-do-not-buy-ever-2","category-dungeons-dragons-adventure-review","category-reviews"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/smallcut.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6711"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6713,"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6711\/revisions\/6713"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}