{"id":6155,"date":"2019-08-10T07:42:38","date_gmt":"2019-08-10T11:42:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=6155"},"modified":"2019-07-31T09:46:31","modified_gmt":"2019-07-31T13:46:31","slug":"the-wizards-marbles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=6155","title":{"rendered":"The Wizard’s Marbles"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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By Danita\u00a0 Rambo\nA Dash of Adventure\n5e\nLevel 5<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
A story of forgetfulness and secrets for 4-6 adventure-seeking characters at 5th level. This self-contained story runs around 3 to 5 hours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It\u2019s been awhile since I trotted out The Worst EVAR tag, hasn\u2019t it? I guess, all things considered, I get what I deserve. I mean, I throw myself in to these things without any consideration for the signs. Look at that mights description. All of two sentences. (But at least Danita but the level range in there, something that a lot of people, strangely, do not do.) Two reviewsa three-star and a two star. What the fuck does it take to get a three star review on DriveThru? EVERYTHING gets five fucking stars on that site. Well, except, what, Mines, Claws, Princesses? Didn\u2019t that get a shitty review or two? So, see, there\u2019s precedent; asshat fuckwits give good things lowball ratings on DriveThru \u2026 so this could be a case of that. Except it\u2019s not. Sometimes a cigar is a cigar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This twenty page adventure has four rooms\/scenes. In lear order, of course, because story and plot are everything. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Except \u2026. When is a twenty page adventure not a twenty page adventure? Well, there\u2019s the cover and title page, so that\u2019s now eighteen pages. And the last six pages are absolutely blank. Completely. We\u2019re now at twelve pages. Then there\u2019s the two page irrelevant backstory. That\u2019s ten pages left. Then there\u2019s that two page appendix and a one page journal entry at the back. That\u2019s seven pages. Then there\u2019s one page on how to run the adventure, so now we\u2019re at six pages of content for four rooms. Better than twenty pages for four rooms I guess. Fucking shit is misleading as all fuck. Steading was what, eight pages? For a bazillion encounters WITH an embedded story?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do you feel about read aloud? How do you feel about A PAGE of read aloud? It describes you approaching a wizards tower, going in, up the stars and in to another room. How\u2019s that for player agency? Not even a pretext of player agency here, just DM plot. At the end of the page long read-aloud you\u2019re told that players can use a Detect Magic spell to see a glow as from the school of transmutation. It\u2019s meaningless, of course, and has no impact on the adventure at ALL, so of fucking course we have to be told about it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fucking trivia. This thing is FULL of trivia. Room contents exhaustively catalogued and described. Does it matter? Will the party interact with it in a key way in the adventure? No? THEN DON.T PUT THE FUCKING DETAILS IN. Imagine an encounter in a kitchen. Do you, as the designer, need to put in every detail of the kitchen and exhaustive list all of the contents? No. We all know what a kitchen is. We can make shit up and fill in. That\u2019s one of the jobs of the DM. And more is not better. It\u2019s less. It detracts from the DM\u2019s ability to find the PERTINENT information in the adventure rather than the trivia in the adventure. Scannability at the table is a critical criteria and these trivia details only detract from that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
There\u2019s Roll to Continue moments, where you can\u2019t continue the adventure without making skill checks. This is dumb. Every DM ends up fudging these rolls so the adventure can go on, so, why put them in? Are we just not expected to do anything? It\u2019s far better to have consequences as a part of a roll, rather than making them a block, or, even better than that DONT HAVE A FUCKING ROLL. Why are they rolling? Because that\u2019s what you do in D&D, roll dice?  Because that\u2019s the convention you\u2019ve learned? The BAD convention you\u2019ve learned? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There\u2019s a riddle presented that\u2019s never explained. One NPC says \u201cidhssattiea\u201d to another. It\u2019s a key point in the adventure. It\u2019s never explained. I still have no idea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In every scene, because that\u2019s what this, a scene based plot fest, you get a little thing like that. Solve the riddle. Get multiple chances. If you do you get a marble. If you don\u2019t you don\u2019t get the marble. In both cases, you go to the next scene. Finally, at the end, you fight a mind worm (It\u2019s all fake! You\u2019re in someone’s memories. Yeah you! You\u2019re impotent to impact certain things! Fun!) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOnce you feel the party has asked enough or gotten enough background out of the room, then continue on. A glowing archway opens and you see a black space\u2026\u201d That\u2019s not design. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This adventure is crap. It\u2019s also a classic case of good intentions not playing out. People don\u2019t set out to write bad things. They have, I\u2019m sure, an exciting idea floating around in their head. But it doesn\u2019t come out right. Can you just write, stream of consciously, throwing words down on a page with little order or thought and have a good adventure? Fuck no. And it doesn\u2019t help that the vast majority of examples people have to turn to are shitty as all fuck. Usable\/Scannable at the table. Evocative Writing. Interactivity. How many adventures, the 70\u2019s till now, manage to use push those three sliders far enough to the Good side to produce a decent adventure? And people are supposed to know what Good is, to emulate, when the big publishers just don\u2019t give a fuck and toss out more dreck for the masses to gobble up?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A template with colorful borders and nice cover do not an adventure make. I’ll take a single column black on white adventure with some usability over gloss any day. Concentrate on the writing. On the usability. On the interactivity. Put all of your effort there. Then spend a minuscule amount of time on the gloss. Once you’ve got the basics down you can expand and make your gloss better.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is Pay What You Want at DriveThru with a suggested price of $3. The preview is six pages. The last page shows you the first room and is EXCELLENT indication of what\u2019s to come.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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