{"id":5945,"date":"2019-04-17T07:11:38","date_gmt":"2019-04-17T11:11:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=5945"},"modified":"2020-02-21T12:48:17","modified_gmt":"2020-02-21T17:48:17","slug":"beneath-dark-elms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=5945","title":{"rendered":"Beneath Dark Elms"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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By Scott Malthouse
Trollish Delver Games
T&T
Levels 1-3<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
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Peachtree Village has a problem. The Horned Witch has taken the daughter of a local woodcutter. Now delvers must venture deep into The Black Crypt Forest to face an array of magical beings, both friends and foes. \u00a0Be warned, gentle player – things may not be as they seem. Why are there strange floating eyeballs following you around, for instance?
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This twenty page adventure details a forest with fifteen locations. It\u2019s got that T&T charm: a lot of non-standard fantasy mixed with just a little silliness. It\u2019s also focused as all fuck; it\u2019s hard to point to an extraneous word or phrase. 
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In THX1138 there\u2019s a loudspeaker line in a \u201cstore\u201d: \u201cfor your convenience, consumption has been standardized.\u201d Fantasy RPG\u2019s can sometimes feel like that, even Dark Sun or Eberron. The OD&D vibe harkens back to a slightly less sanitized vibe, getting closer to the folklore and grittier things. (At least the way I think of it.) And then there\u2019s the Unbalanced Dice adventures, which feel like someone has never read fantasy before, not as gritty and with a little more lightness to it. That\u2019s also how I think of T&T adventures, from Dungeon of the Bear forward. At least the ones that are not outright silly.
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This adventure has that. There\u2019s a bridge in the adventure with a pot next to it, asking for honey toll. Not paying it causes the hulking bee troll to appear on the other side. If you give the guy some honey you got from a nymph then he\u2019s ECSTATIC and give you a magic item. Closer to a modern telling of a Grimm tale, a little less dark and light hearted but with a touch of the absurd. 
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One of the encounters in the forest, the first, is called The Decrepit Outpost. A single-room wooden shack with charred walls and a burned out roof. The air is thick with buzzing flies. A deer carcass lies in the centre of the room, it\u2019s flanks torn off. Dried animal track leave toward a window. That\u2019s the first two paragraphs, the \u201coutside\u201d being the first and the second being the inside\/carcass. There\u2019s also a broken desk with five golden arrows in it. They cause undead to explode. There\u2019s a note \u201cplease ask me before taking – Helga.\u201d That is the third paragraph. The fourth details the ghost ranger that raps on windows and causes chills. And animated the deer carcass if you don\u2019t ask before taking the arrows. It\u2019s simple. The first three paragraphs are almost verbatim from the adventure, so it\u2019s VERY focused on actual play. It\u2019s interactive. The magic item effects are described non-mechanically. What does \u201cexplode\u201d mean? You\u2019r the DM, go figure it he fuck out in actual play! 
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And it does this, encounter after encounter. The decrepit outpost. The honey bridge. The hermit house. The great web. It\u2019s simple. It\u2019s charming. It\u2019s focused. It\u2019s interactive. It concentrates on actual play.
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There\u2019s a witch you\u2019re going after. The town rumors are \u201cshe decorates her house with the bones of the children she eats.\u201d and \u201cshe dances naked with seven ghouls on a full moon.\u201d and \u201cshe disguises herself and walks in the village to spy\u201d and \u201cyou can only see her out of the corner of your eye.\u201d And on it goes! They are great! It\u2019s a fucking witch! It\u2019s witch rumors in a hick village!
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If I were looking for an introductory adventure for new players I might pick this one. It\u2019s simple, charming, lighthearted, and focused. 
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It also comes across a bit like a funhouse in the wilderness. It\u2019s a little disconnected, or maybe I mean it moves from encounter to encounter a little too easily and little too \u2026 jarringly? It\u2019s a pointcrawl map. You enter the forest. You come across the decrepit outpost. You then hit the bee bridge. It\u2019s feels like a pointcrawl funhouse and doesn\u2019t have the cohesiveness that something like Ursine Dunes had. And I don\u2019t mean funhouse in the way that a challenge dungeon like Sea Kings or Ghost Tower or White Plume does. But, it\u2019s got that disconnected vibe that a set-piece after set-piece can have \u2026 even though I wouldn’t really call this set-pieces.
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The spider queen has corrosive saliva that burns away one armor item if you don\u2019t save. Holy fuck! Now THATS a fucking spider queen monster! She is as old as the forest, likes to bargain for more exotic food, and always keeps her word. Bam! I know her and can play her. Cordial, charming, and speaking in silky smooth tones. 
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Nymphs bargain for the parties hair and make a clone amalgamation from it. Grave robbers are looking for buddies to loot a vampire tomb. Reciting \u201cTroll Maiden Troll maiden where art thou and thy wisdom\u201d in a stone circle make the oracle appear.Fairy rings. Man beast cave. The spell tree. The black crypt. And, of course, the witches hut. And the trickster demon of entertainment and his eyeball cameras. It\u2019s world is all heightened, because of the demon of entertainment. Whatever, get sillier at the end, I don\u2019t care. It\u2019s not Zap Paranoia, it\u2019s lighthearted fun for beer & pretzels D&D. AKA: Tunnels & Trolls. The first heartbreaker wanted to be more accessible and to this day still brings the impish fun. DCC does this same sort of thing also, but on the Swords & Sorcery path. Successful because they capture and heighten certain fun aspects of the base game. Maybe not suitable for longer-term play, but certainly enough to have a fuck ton of fun with.
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The map have numbers next to the location names, but the adventure text just uses the place names. Bad designer! Ise the numbers also! It makes it easier to find things.
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This is good enough I\u2019m going to pick up a couple more of Scott\u2019s adventures and check them out. If he can keep firing like this, especially across genres\/systems, then he\u2019s AT LEAST a journeyman is a world of amateurs. At Least.
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This is $5 at DriveThru. The preview is a good one, with the last three pages showing you the first three encounters, which are representative of the style you\u2019ll find in the rest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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