{"id":4202,"date":"2018-05-21T07:15:59","date_gmt":"2018-05-21T11:15:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=4202"},"modified":"2018-05-14T08:04:35","modified_gmt":"2018-05-14T12:04:35","slug":"4202","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=4202","title":{"rendered":"Chamber of the Serpent"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nNew Realms Publishing
\nLabyrinth Lord
\nLevels 1-3<\/p>\n

Delve into the dark depths, explore ancient halls and chambers in search of gold, glory and adventure! But beware the hazards and horrors that guard the Chamber of the Serpent!<\/p>\n

This thirteen page adventure details eight rooms in a small dungeon. It is a solo adventure. The publisher’s blurb starts with \u201cfor 4-6 characters\u201d, which is what caught my eye. It also ends with \u201ccan be played solo or with a group, with or without a GM.\u201d<\/p>\n

Yes, I guess that\u2019s correct. You can play a solo adventure with a DM. But this isn\u2019t a choose your own adventure style solo adventure. It\u2019s all random. Take the tables out the rear of the 1e DMG and put a subset of them in the text. Ta da! You can now charge $5 for an adventure!<\/p>\n

When you go in a room you roll to see what\u2019s in it. You roll if you search the room to see what you found. There are a couple of unique rooms, each of which also random tables for what happens when you touch the door, etc. <\/p>\n

I\u2019m really at a fucking loss here. <\/p>\n

It is, at best, a solo adventure and at worst just a bunch of tables. <\/p>\n

Once again, I feel ripped off. It\u2019s like someone sold you a new razor. The box talks of how wonderful it is. You open it to find a rock. Well, yes, I could chip off a blade and use it, and I\u2019m sure people have in the past, but that\u2019s not what we expect. The nox needs to say \u201ccontains one rock\u201d in giant letters. It\u2019s what’s in it. <\/p>\n

This thing needs to reveal that it’s just a bunch of rando tables. Not bury that in the text and declare itself an adventure for 4-6. No, it\u2019s fucking solo adventure full of tables. That should be the first fucking line of the blurb.<\/p>\n

Starting today I have a new tag \u201cDo Not Buy, EVER.\u201d This is to remind me that the publisher in question has issues with product descriptions.<\/p>\n

This is $5 at DriveThru. The preview is two mini pages. If it were any longer you\u2019d know you were getting ripped off.https:\/\/www.drivethrurpg.com\/product\/241803\/Deadly-Encounters-1-Chamber-of-the-Serpent?affiliate_id=1892600<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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