{"id":4166,"date":"2018-04-30T07:17:40","date_gmt":"2018-04-30T11:17:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=4166"},"modified":"2018-04-24T08:38:35","modified_gmt":"2018-04-24T12:38:35","slug":"4166","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=4166","title":{"rendered":"Gemsting Caves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?attachment_id=4163\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-4163\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/gemst-232x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"232\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4163\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/gemst-232x300.jpg 232w, https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/gemst.jpg 386w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 232px) 100vw, 232px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nBy Peter Rudin-Burgess<br \/>\nAzukail Games<br \/>\nGeneric<\/p>\n<p>In Gemsting Cave, characters explore a cave once haunted by Gemstings &#8211; Giant Scorpions &#8211; which have now returned after many years. The cave can be dangerous, as the Gemstings are able to climb on the walls and roof, attacking fro<\/p>\n<p>This fourteen page thing is not an adventure. <\/p>\n<p>The intro implies that it\u2019s an adventure.<\/p>\n<p>The rip-off at one point refers to itself as a mini-adventure.<\/p>\n<p>If I search on DriveThru for \u201cAdventures\u201d it shows up there.<\/p>\n<p>If I did REAL deep and look at the page count on the right in the product details and then go look at the preview and compare them then I can see that it\u2019s actually a nine page map you print out and tape together. There\u2019s one page that says \u201cthere are giant scorpions in the caves and they can walk on walls and ceilings.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>This is fucking bullshit.<\/p>\n<p>These creator marketplaces are fucking rip-offs. Steam solved this problem by implementing a return policy. I now buy more from them because I have more confidence that I\u2019m not getting ripped off. DriveThru needs a return policy.<\/p>\n<p>And if you\u2019re a creator about to whine about your already tiny profits then go fuck yourself.<\/p>\n<p>This is $1 at DriveThru. Go fuck yourself.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.drivethrurpg.com\/product\/240006\/Gemsting-Cave?affiliate_id=1892600\">https:\/\/www.drivethrurpg.com\/product\/240006\/Gemsting-Cave?affiliate_id=1892600<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Peter Rudin-Burgess Azukail Games Generic In Gemsting Cave, characters explore a cave once haunted by Gemstings &#8211; Giant Scorpions &#8211; which have now returned after many years. The cave can be dangerous, as the Gemstings are able to climb &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/?p=4166\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4163,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-reviews","category-the-worst-evar"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/gemst.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4166"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4168,"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4166\/revisions\/4168"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tenfootpole.org\/ironspike\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}