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By Edwin Nagy
Parallel Dimension Gaming
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Level 1<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
Construction camps along a new mountain pass are being destroyed, and danger awaits along every twist and turn. Can your heroes uncover the source of these deadly attacks?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This 33 page adventure details a little wilderness journey and a small thirteen room mine full of murderous dwarf miners. It\u2019s fucking weird; it\u2019s got the underpinnings of something decent, but never goes all in on it and pads everything out terribly. Lost potential, I guess.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Getting trade goods from Town A to Town C means taking the river through Town B, which is run by a tough, and probably corrupt, business family who controls a portage. So Prince Dipshit builds a road through the mountains directly to Town C, bypassing Town B. Groovy. Except the road construction camps got attacked. Since this is an important project he hires a bunch of no-names to go figure it out rather than sending the army. Well, to be fair, the party is supposed to present each of the towns guilds, which does seem chiller. Playing up the guild angle would have been nice, but as is you don\u2019t get anything more than \u201cthey represent each of the towns major guilds.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And that IS the major problem with this adventure; it hints at things but never goes there. The \u201cevil town\u201d doesn\u2019t get much more than the fact they are shrewd and a maybe a little shady. The freedom fighters get that \u201cthey meet in the basement of the local pub and are all talk.\u201d Clearly these things, covered in the thirteen page intro, are meant to provide some play opportunities, false paths, other various sorts of entanglements and fun. But they don\u2019t show up again. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Instead you get to plod along a half-built road, with a work camp about a day apart, four in total. Here\u2019s a sacked one. Here\u2019s an abandoned one. Here\u2019s one with three dudes in it. Focusing in on that last one, you have three guys patrolling camp. Nothing else. There\u2019s a mention that they are charmed and that the party can roll to detect that they are. That\u2019s it. Stats? No. Direction, like they attack, or challenge the party or something else? No. What do they know if they wake up? Nothing. In spite of this being about a column \u2026 of large type. What\u2019s a boy in love supposed to do? \u201cThe horses are anxious to eat and drink not having been fed in a few days.\u201d Ok. And the dudes? What about them. NOTHING. Absolutely Nothing. It absolutely boggles the mind how one could leave out something so trivial. And, there are lots of editors and producers and the like attached to this. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No one cares. Remember. No one cares. Your publisher does not care. If something decent pops out then thats great, but they do not gie a SHIT. Someone, somewhere, has to care about the adventure that\u2019s about to get published. Sometimes we pay an editor to care. Rarely a small press publisher cares. And seldom does anyone else. If you pay them then they care. If they pay you then they do not care. Usually. Blech. I hate it when I\u2019m not optimistic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Somewhere along the road you\u2019re gonna be the victim of a rockslide. Caused by a dude who triggers it. I guess the party sees him do it? The entire layout isn\u2019t clear, there\u2019s the road being constructed and a ravine and a dead-end and a mine entrance and none of it makes sense. In my own head I don\u2019t know who you see the dude who triggers the rockslide (and then retreats in to the hidden mine entrance.) And, therefore, I don\u2019t see how the party finds the hidden mine entrance. And this is important because this is where the actual adventure is. I\u2019m open to being wrong here (Page 14 of the document\/page 15 of the PDF) in that I\u2019ve missed something or an not understanding something. But I don\u2019t think so. So, good luck finding the actual adventure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Inside the mine you\u2019ll get a bunch of boring rooms that described in a boring way. \u201cCrossroads This is the first area of worked stone, with passages leading in each cardinal direction.\u201d Exciting! And then six lines of text telling us where each corridor goes. Joy. That\u2019s the fucking map. That\u2019s the purpose of the fucking map. I know some of you fuckwits like it when the text explicitly describes the room exits and where they lead, but I think we can all agree that when it SUBSTANTIALLY outnumbers the room description\/text then we\u2019ve lost site of the goal. Don\u2019t do things by rote. Do them because they make sense in the situation you currently find yourself. Yes, there are guidelines, but don\u2019t follow them off of a cliff. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyway, inside you find some dwarf miners. I guess this is a kind of illegal mining operation and they feel threatened by the road being constructed. I don\u2019t think there\u2019s really any way to tell this. You can see where a barge might come up one of the mine entrances and infer, I guess. But, also, the miners always come screaming out of the darkness and attack the party. That\u2019s it. No playing dice or whatnot. They just come charging out of a hallway and attack. All \u2026 eight of them? In two encounters? Plus Lareth, of course, in charge of everything, with no foreshadowing or hint. Wasted potential everywhere, Lareth. Mom always knew you were gonna grow up to be a failure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not mentioned: the single encounter on the wandering table that only occurs once. About a messenger found dead on the road. Roll twice on the random message table to determine the contents of his message. Don\u2019t fucking do this. That\u2019s not how randomness is used in an adventure. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is $5 at DriveThru. There is no preview. Joy. That seems to be a trend these days. We need a preview, a substantive preview that shows us some encounters, so we can make an informed decision on if to buy or not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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