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I don't want this shit. You can have this shit. Maybe, for like the cost of Media Mail, so it doesn't cost me to throw it away? Also, I wouldn't say No to a hardcopy of DCO or Operation Unfathomable A custom print of the 5e basic rules, spiral bound Grimmsgate Death in the Painted Canyons...

My brand new jeep drivers seat broke. I can't drive it. It's 3 months old, with 3k miles, and it's going to take three weeks to get an appointment at the dealer. I think the pat is $4. I can go get a 3/8thx3 socket extension to block a track to fix it, evidentially. I'm supposed to loan the jeep...

I cannot fucking stand it here. It's nothig but a complete shit sdhow day after fucking day. I have had to eat so much shit this month, this week and today that it is absolutly fucking unbearable. Fucking customers bith. The fucking SD makes excuses and bitch. I try to get involved since they...

So if your mother fucking ass shows up here and I and I have to reengage on this topic it is NOT going to go the fuck well for you.

I know bathroom selfies are somewhat gauche, so, please forgive me. My first mask attempt was not very good, I think. In my own defense, the butcher appears to have cut off the eye area from the hogs head. How rude! Attempt 2 should be much better.

Density 1 Hark! It is game night! You pull out your 48 page adventure and open it up to prepare it. There’s a blank page. And then a title page. And then two pages of licensing boilerplate. And then Two pages of the designer talking about themselves and what brought them to the game and...

And on a related note, it was a staple of some older adventures to put bandit gangs outside of well known adventuring sites. They would hit the party as they exited the dungeon, under the belief that the party would be at their weakest then, robbing rather than killing them, so they could rob...

Time to hit the grocery for the usual. Carrots, eggs, tuna and booze.

Randomness 1 The party is on their way to The Ruins Outside Of Town, and it’s going to take two days to get there, says this adventure for fifth edition D&D. A short little wilderness map is provided. It has a scale, and the DM is told to check for random encounters twice each day and twice...

Fear not, I'm absorbing everyones comments on these posts. Once I complete my first pass I'll come back and address the points made. Also, up four pounds today ... because to celebrate my weight loss I ate a pint of ice cream and a box of donuts for dinner. Neither were really satisfying. I...

I hate T, F, Sa, Su. I'm supposed to write all day. I hate 'supposed to.' On the plus side, I lost five pounds this week. I credit drinking a six pack every two days. Also carrot shiribishi for lunch (the local grocery had no dashi stock, mirin, or kurao-wahever! Can you image! I had to use...

I believe it was generally decided that cartoons, much like the 1e DMG, were a good choice and I agree. I might supplement it with an actual art piece in some places, and isometric building to make a point, or something like a "generic city art" and "the entry gate of Barrovia." as a...

Yes, this took me all fucking day. Fuck you. I hate writing and I suck at it and it's not very good. First Things First 1 The party has been exploring ruins, looking for an evil cultist. They come upon the following read-aloud: “A limestone altar carved with religious symbols is in front of...

Ok, this is what I think I'm thinking of for the examples. The negative examples are real, but obscured. One each. Have I really never reviewed an adventure with a good vista overlook? I can't seem to find any and settled for Castle Septor. Fuck me my searching sucks. Vista 1B Picture if you...

Random Fucking Tables - You're using the mother fucking tables wrong and have no fucking idea at all how they are supposed to work do you?

I'm really enjoying it, as a kind of Best Of of blog posts. Plus, in the d20 table "Why the fuck did you enter the goblin caves", entry 20 is "raiders of the goblin caves" is listed in tenfootpoles Best Of category! I love running across random references, it strokes my fragile and worthless...

All sections of the book should now have at least SOME text associated with them. Shitty, shitty, pre-1st draft text. I can clearly see the process to get to the final product, even if the rets of you can't. Trust the process ... that you can't see. :) Next up is organizing the book. Feel free...

Assume a book with chapters on Ease of Use, Evocative Writing, and Interactivity. Assume a fourth chapter called: and some explicit feedback for more classic D&D type exploratory/investigation games. Assume that interactivity can be stabbing stuff, like monsters. Or talking to stuff, like...

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