Fairy tales have been with us for a long time. Some guy who is dead now once said that Fairy tales are depersonalized dreams that have been dragged out from the deep, dark, ethereal recesses of our minds and put into the daylight of reality for all to see and enjoy.
I am always looking for new, weird Fairy tales to read. So I ask you, dear posters, what are you favorite Fairy tales?
Here's my favorite (for today, anyways.) Recorded by Pu Songling, it's from Ming Dynasty China. (synopsis below if you can't understand)
"Sha Huizi was a master of the powerful form of kung-fu known as Steel Shirt. He could hack through the neck of an ox with the flat of his hand. He could put his hand directly into the animal's belly.
Once, he was at Qiu Pengsan's House. A large block of wood was suspended in midair, and he ordered two strapping great fellows to hoist it up and let it fall. He took the full impact, but the block merely smacked loudly against his belly and bounced away across the room. Then he took out his penis, laid it on a stone and began hammering away at it with a wooden mallet, without causing himself the least injury. But he refused to try using a knife."
Synopsis:
There was this guy who was hella sick at kung fu
and he was at some rich dude's house showing off
so he had some other dudes hit him with these giant blocks of wood
and he was fine
and then he was like "yo dogs check this out"
so he busted out his cock and started smashing it with a mallet
and his cock was fine
but then someone was like, "wow, try that with this here knife"
and the kung-fu master was like "nah"
Hoped you enjoyed reading as much as I did.
I am always looking for new, weird Fairy tales to read. So I ask you, dear posters, what are you favorite Fairy tales?
Here's my favorite (for today, anyways.) Recorded by Pu Songling, it's from Ming Dynasty China. (synopsis below if you can't understand)
"Sha Huizi was a master of the powerful form of kung-fu known as Steel Shirt. He could hack through the neck of an ox with the flat of his hand. He could put his hand directly into the animal's belly.
Once, he was at Qiu Pengsan's House. A large block of wood was suspended in midair, and he ordered two strapping great fellows to hoist it up and let it fall. He took the full impact, but the block merely smacked loudly against his belly and bounced away across the room. Then he took out his penis, laid it on a stone and began hammering away at it with a wooden mallet, without causing himself the least injury. But he refused to try using a knife."
Synopsis:
There was this guy who was hella sick at kung fu
and he was at some rich dude's house showing off
so he had some other dudes hit him with these giant blocks of wood
and he was fine
and then he was like "yo dogs check this out"
so he busted out his cock and started smashing it with a mallet
and his cock was fine
but then someone was like, "wow, try that with this here knife"
and the kung-fu master was like "nah"
Hoped you enjoyed reading as much as I did.